A Modern Man's advice for today's Modern Woman

[DreamboatAnnie]

Okay...against my better judgment I'll ask a few.

1. If you were fat, would you still wear a thong if your girl asked you to??

2. Who invented the urinal and why? Don't men value their privacy or do they just like to compare? You know kinda like maybe used to establish a "pecking" order.

 

[WorkFE]

Distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a subtle distinction between Guts andBalls. We've all heard about men havingGuts or Balls. But do you really knowthe difference?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are thedefinitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with theguys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are youstill cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with theguys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wifeon the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion. Relatively speaking, there is no difference in theoutcome. Both are likely to result in death.

 

[Frixxxx]

Okay...against my better judgment I'll ask a few.

1. If you were fat, would you still wear a thong if your girl asked you to??

2. Who invented the urinal and why? Don't men value their privacy or do they just like to compare? You know kinda like maybe used to establish a "pecking" order.

1. Even skinny, I would not wear a thong.

2. The golden rule (pun intended) is to keep eyes forward, or at each others eye-level. Looking down at anytime other than yourself is a classification manuever that should only be exercised in bath houses, and specific "type" clubs!!!!

 

[jpcavin]

Thought for Today​

"It's only when you see a mosquito land on your testicles
that you realize that there is always a way to solve
problems without using violence."​

Another favorite quote of mine is "Opportunity only knocks once."
Seems like a good time to click out and go medieval on that mosquito while the opportunity is there.

:laugh:

 

[konakathy]

Dear MM,

Will you please tell me what the difference is between a Modern Man vs. Traditional Man?

Thank you,

Curious in Kona

 

[konakathy]

Dear MM,

Do men really think by acting like a f*cktard that they are going to really get them "a little something, something"? Just sayin' !

 

[Birchtree]

F*cktard - I'll have to file that one in my glossary of memorable terms. I'm sure I'll be able to use it someday.

 

[jkenjohnson]

Dear MM,

Do men really think by acting like a f*cktard that they are going to really get them "a little something, something"? Just sayin' !

This was funny. I agree with Birch. F...trd is one I'll have to remember.

 

[jkenjohnson]

Okay...against my better judgment I'll ask a few.

1. If you were fat, would you still wear a thong if your girl asked you to??

2. Who invented the urinal and why? Don't men value their privacy or do they just like to compare? You know kinda like maybe used to establish a "pecking" order.

1. I would not be caught dead in one. That's just me.

2. I would guess the urinal was invented to save space or practicality. I mean why sit down when you can stand up, take care of business and then move on? As for comparisons, I have never looked at another mans junk while using a urinal.

 

[jkenjohnson]

Dear MM,

Will you please tell me what the difference is between a Modern Man vs. Traditional Man?

Thank you,

Curious in Kona

Thank you for sharing the video about technology. As of now, I am no longer interested in wasting my time on this silly thread.

 

[tsptalk]

********* - I'll have to file that one in my glossary of memorable terms. I'm sure I'll be able to use it someday.

That was iffy and but being it was in The Lounge ("Need a get-away? Grab your favorite beverage and mingle with the crowd. Possible adult content. Parental guidance suggested") we let it go. But BT got too excited about wanting to 'spread the word' so we'll have to add it to the list. :toung:

 

[jpcavin]

That was iffy and but being it was in The Lounge ("Need a get-away? Grab your favorite beverage and mingle with the crowd. Possible adult content. Parental guidance suggested") we let it go. But BT got too excited about wanting to 'spread the word' so we'll have to add it to the list. :toung:

It is now one of my favorite words.

 

[konakathy]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Leaving the kitchen so soon? It was just getting warmed up.

 

[jkenjohnson]

Dear MM,

Will you please tell me what the difference is between a Modern Man vs. Traditional Man?

Thank you,

Curious in Kona

Traditional man - just look at most men over 60.

MM - A real MM is more attuned to his partner's feelings, needs and desires. A MM does not view a women as someone who is only good for birthing babies, cleaning the house and staying at home with the kids. A MM wants to see his partner flourish. He cooks and cleans and is attentive to his partner. He wants her to have her own career and does not care if she makes more money than he does. He is not a wham bam thank you mam guy, but rather is sexually in synch with his woman. He puts her desires and needs on the same plane as his. He views the relationship as a true partnership, sharing equally in all of its' facets. Hopefully this answers your question.

BTW, how did you fare with the hurricanes?

MM

 

[Buster]

Traditional man - just look at most men over 60.

MM - A real MM is more attuned to his partner's feelings, needs and desires. A MM does not view a women as someone who is only good for birthing babies, cleaning the house and staying at home with the kids. A MM wants to see his partner flourish. He cooks and cleans and is attentive to his partner. He wants her to have her own career and does not care if she makes more money than he does. He is not a wham bam thank you mam guy, but rather is sexually in synch with his woman. He puts her desires and needs on the same plane as his. He views the relationship as a true partnership, sharing equally in all of its' facets. Hopefully this answers your question.

 

[konakathy]

Traditional man - just look at most men over 60.

MM - A real MM is more attuned to his partner's feelings, needs and desires. A MM does not view a women as someone who is only good for birthing babies, cleaning the house and staying at home with the kids. A MM wants to see his partner flourish. He cooks and cleans and is attentive to his partner. He wants her to have her own career and does not care if she makes more money than he does. He is not a wham bam thank you mam guy, but rather is sexually in synch with his woman. He puts her desires and needs on the same plane as his. He views the relationship as a true partnership, sharing equally in all of its' facets. Hopefully this answers your question.

BTW, how did you fare with the hurricanes?

MM

Excellent, MM !! Mahalo for your answer.

The first hurricane never reached my area of the island, I was protected by Mauna Kea...I live at the foothills. The 2nd one is due tomorrow, and unless it turns south fast, we're in the clear.

What a difference a day makes. This is my view this morning . Aloha View attachment 29884

 

[tsptalk]

Paradise!

 

[jkenjohnson]

Paradise!

He who follows MM philosophy lives a blissful life.

 

[nasa1974]

Kona, Beautiful view. Thanks for sharing.

 

[nnuut]

Now you have to figure out what you're gonna do with all that stuff you bought to make it through the Hurricanes!