A Modern Man's advice for today's Modern Woman

[konakathy]

Dear MM,

Do men really think by acting like a f*cktard that they are going to really get them "a little something, something"? Just sayin' !

 

[konakathy]

Dear MM,

Will you please tell me what the difference is between a Modern Man vs. Traditional Man?

Thank you,

Curious in Kona

 

[jpcavin]

Thought for Today​

"It's only when you see a mosquito land on your testicles
that you realize that there is always a way to solve
problems without using violence."​

Another favorite quote of mine is "Opportunity only knocks once."
Seems like a good time to click out and go medieval on that mosquito while the opportunity is there.

:laugh:

 

[Frixxxx]

Okay...against my better judgment I'll ask a few.

1. If you were fat, would you still wear a thong if your girl asked you to??

2. Who invented the urinal and why? Don't men value their privacy or do they just like to compare? You know kinda like maybe used to establish a "pecking" order.

1. Even skinny, I would not wear a thong.

2. The golden rule (pun intended) is to keep eyes forward, or at each others eye-level. Looking down at anytime other than yourself is a classification manuever that should only be exercised in bath houses, and specific "type" clubs!!!!

 

[WorkFE]

Distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a subtle distinction between Guts andBalls. We've all heard about men havingGuts or Balls. But do you really knowthe difference?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are thedefinitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with theguys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are youstill cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with theguys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wifeon the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion. Relatively speaking, there is no difference in theoutcome. Both are likely to result in death.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Okay...against my better judgment I'll ask a few.

1. If you were fat, would you still wear a thong if your girl asked you to??

2. Who invented the urinal and why? Don't men value their privacy or do they just like to compare? You know kinda like maybe used to establish a "pecking" order.

 

[Buster]

Thought for Today​

"It's only when you see a mosquito land on your testicles
that you realize that there is always a way to solve
problems without using violence."​

 

[jkenjohnson]

Does this thread make me look fat?

No Dear, you are gorgeous.

 

[tsptalk]

Does this thread make me look fat?

 

[jkenjohnson]

Great, another sausage fest...

This thread will die a horrible death, women know what we think, and frankly they just don't care...

It died on the first day it was posted.

 

[JTH]

Great, another sausage fest...

This thread will die a horrible death, women know what we think, and frankly they just don't care...

 

[jkenjohnson]

I know that, but this is a cricket!View attachment 29860

He also gave the Lucy thread a cricket.

 

[nnuut]

I know that, but this is a cricket!View attachment 29860

 

[jkenjohnson]

That's not a cricket is it?

I think he's implying this thread is so slow and boring you can hear crickets chirping?

 

[nnuut]

Cricket Sound - YouTube

That's not a cricket is it?

 

[Buster]

Cricket Sound - YouTube

 

[jkenjohnson]

hey modern man, i think the main reason nobody is asking questions is because everybody already knows mm has no pertinent advice. he will be given his opinion if it is appropriate he have one, and told when/where it's ok to contribute it.

Agreed. It was really a joke but it would be stupid of me to think any other way than what you just stated.

 

[burrocrat]

hey modern man, i think the main reason nobody is asking questions is because everybody already knows mm has no pertinent advice. he will be given his opinion if it is appropriate he have one, and told when/where it's ok to contribute it.

 

[Lindoug]

From our point of view, the former... from theirs, the later...

Ummm, Yeah!

 

[jkenjohnson]

From our point of view, the former... from theirs, the later...

Good to see ya back buddy.