Who Are You Voting For ?

And one for the road.....badeep,badeep, uh, badeep-badeep...that's all folks..

A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her
4th grade class...."how many of you are Obama fans?" Not really
knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Herbie.

The teacher asked Little Herbie why he has decided to be different?
Little Herbie said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?" Little Herbie said,
"Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Herbie answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican, and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a
Republican."

Annoyed by his answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

"An Obama fan."



Say good bye Dick....Good bye Dick
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I don't vote "just to vote". So, present to me a worthwhile candidate and I just may take the time. In the meanwhile, my vote goes to The Big Guy...
 
Is that John Kerry to the right of John Wayne? You could have voted for him in 2004.

Incidentally, if you know how many houses you own, you must be a Democrat! :laugh: -----Jim
 
Now THIS is funny! MOM! Make them stop!
Democrats, meanwhile, used the visit to return a snipe. After Obama suggested drivers inflate their tires to increase gas mileage, the Republican National Committee sent reporters tire gauges. The Democratic National Committee on Tuesday sent reporters stress balls in the shape of oil barrels and bumper stickers touting Exxon-McCain.
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Start your day off right....


1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!


:D:D


#2 - NAME IT BUSH.

oooo I feel MUCH, MUCH BETTER!

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Humm

Should I vote for GrandPa?

Or the skinny guy who can't throw a bowling ball?
 
I will vote for whoever is best qualified to move the economy forward and maintain a strong national defense. Both candidates are pretty much qualified, and I won’t move to Canada if one or the other is elected. I just hope they stop those silly arguments about having air in their tires and start talking about bigger issues! I don’t like negative campaigns. I would prefer to hear a candidate who has a positive attitude and provide solutions with substance. McCain served on the same aircraft carrier (USS Forrestal) that I served on in 1991, so I might lean his way being an ex Navy man. I know the hardcore GOP folks don’t care much for John, but maybe that’s a good thing since he is more centered politically. But then Obama has those cool Obama Girl videos that are a plus too. :cool::cool:
 
Start your day off right....


1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!


:D:D
 
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