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userque said:
Money can buy a House............But not a Home
Money can buy a Bed..............But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock............But not Time
Money can buy you a Book.........But not Knowledge
Money can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
Money can buy you Sex............But not Love

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money..........

And I will suffer for you.
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This is all true, but as the song says, it can buy me a boat, it can buy me a truck to pull it...so I think I'll just keep suffering.:laugh:
 
Google degenerates into Ministry of Truth; all knowledge must now be pre-approved by search algorithm
Google degenerates into Ministry of Truth; all knowledge must now be pre-approved by search algorithm - NaturalNews.com

(NaturalNews) Gone are the days when you could search Google and pull up neutral, relevant content appropriate to your search query. The search engine giant is reportedly pioneering a new search algorithm that will tailor search results not based on popularity or accuracy, but rather on what Google itself deems to be truthful or untruthful.
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.

The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.

This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
 
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(NaturalNews) A thousand-year-old potion found in an Old English manuscript in the British Library to treat an eye infection has amazed the scientific world. Researcher at the University of Nottingham found it to be very effective against methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, known as MRSA.
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I believe lots of ancient knowledge was lost or is ignored. We tend to over-complicate stuff to our detriment.
 
Finally got around to updating the Equities Model. It'll be several days before it's caught-up on optimizing, but so far, it's completely opposite of what it was before the fix: it's now very bearish. I'll check it again before the cut-off.
 
userque said:
Finally got around to updating the Equities Model. It'll be several days before it's caught-up on optimizing, but so far, it's completely opposite of what it was before the fix: it's now very bearish. I'll check it again before the cut-off.
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Bearish is probably right.... My model has been very hot lately :eek:, and she says that now that we’ve just filled the August 20[SUP]th[/SUP] gap at 2035.73 http://finance.yahoo.com/q/hp?s=^GSPC+Historical+Prices and now that we have an even more perfect looking ending diagonal since the 2020.46 wave 4 low last Friday (chart52:http://stockcharts.com/public/1107832/tenpp/5 you can count the five waves since then) the S&P is now ready to drop about 50% down to fill the October 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] gap at 1951.36 by late October. The question then becomes, is today the top of a big wave B per charts #54 and 55 in that link? I hope not, but it’s a coin toss.
 
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Ex. More folks need cabs when it rains. Cabbies work longer in good weather than in rainy weather. Why? Because they are fixated on making a certain amount per day...when they should be working longer in the rain, than the shine.

 
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.

While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

God replied, "1 second."

The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "A penny."

Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"

And God replied, "Just wait a sec."
 
(PARENTAL ADVISORY) :rolleyes: We called it "Crackin'," "Roastin'," etc. Prior generations called it Signifying or "Playin' the Dozens"

Now it's an art form: Battlerap. Two of my favorite contestants:

 
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Only because userque started it first... :p

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
 
LOL...good one :laugh:

maui21ice said:
Only because userque started it first... :p

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
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(VIDEO) This guy tells a little about how he got started day trading without any training, etc. just by using common sense and made a boat load.
 
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