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Quote of the day (from a trader):

"This is worse than a divorce.
I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."​
 
"How much do you think Senators make?

They now make $154,700 a year.

But they say it will stimulate the economy because eventually that money will trickle down to the liquor stores, the hookers, the brothels ... then it will get back in the community." —Jay Leno, on Congress voting itself a pay raise
 
Got a new Sony Z3verzion android SP and man its lighting fast!

So far my only gripes are a poorly placed charge port and "hyperactive" touch screen
(you have to watch swiping the edge of screen its very sensitive)
 
RealMoneyIssues said:
Last IOS update almost makes my iPhone 4 useless... slow, pauses, have to restart almost daily... time to go back to Android?
Click to expand...
Apple is notorious for doing this. My old ipad 2 is very diffiult to use...I now need to replace it because I accepted an ios update... You might be able to reinstall the older ios if you save all your stuff to another device.
 
Pre-crime is here: Police program to predict which individuals might commit crimes, right out of Minority Report
Pre-crime is here: Police program to predict which individuals might commit crimes, right out of Minority Report - NaturalNews.com

Fed chair Janet Yellen seemingly suffers mini-stroke attack with U.S. economy on life support
Fed chair Janet Yellen seemingly suffers mini-stroke attack with U.S. economy on life support - NaturalNews.com

Why you should NEVER get a flu shot: Nurse licensed by the New Jersey Board of Nursing uses same dirty syringe to vaccinate 70 people in a row... WOW
Why you should NEVER get a flu shot: Nurse licensed by the New Jersey Board of Nursing uses same dirty syringe to vaccinate 70 people in a row... WOW - NaturalNews.com
 
Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $20 for a monkey.

This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $25 each, and the supply of monkeys became so small that it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them
to you at $35, and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how Wall Street works.
 
Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker's wife pops by his office.

She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitation, he starts dictating, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen,
credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office
with just one chair!"
 
Money can buy a House............But not a Home
Money can buy a Bed..............But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock............But not Time
Money can buy you a Book.........But not Knowledge
Money can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
Money can buy you Sex............But not Love

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money..........

And I will suffer for you.
 
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