TSP Jail

[burrocrat]

well it's been tough, and getting tougher. i've been on a self imposed quarantine (outside of the TSP Jail thread) for a few days nows, but it's getting juicy out there.

i'm in a holding pattern on my tsp allocation, expecting some big moves this month, i hope i can catch one of the lows and push more chips in.

every time i think i have something i want to say, i type it in, then spellcheck it, then re-read it for clarity, then i take quick 5 minute break. when i come back i highlight it all in blue and hit the delete button, ya'll don't know what you been missing.

surprising how good that feels, it's very liberating.

and i'm a conservating.

 

[burrocrat]

reissueing scrappys id card with current photo,

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your membership is now complete you sunny beach.

 

[burrocrat]

for all you fence sitters that may not be sure if you want any part of this club, we are offering a temporary limited time trial membership.

check it out, try it on, walk around in it for a few days, suitable for avatar use, show your colors.

regular membership is free, as long as you got the cajones.

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[burrocrat]

One size fits all?

OK, i hope i'm understanding this correctly, the lady has a new id photo,

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lets's see, there's five of them, so does that make each one a two? no wonder they wear the hijab.

 

[grandma]

perhaps this shoud have been posted in the 'squat for a good cause' thread?

nope - this one is strictly for Ladies' ID purposes.........

 

[SkyPilot]

members who have been issued jail cards but have not provided an ID picture, please do so promptly.

unless you live on a colony in MT or the Dakotas, very few organizations will allow you to exist for long without a proper, current photo.

I know hutterites, and you folks ain't no hutterites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutterite

 

[burrocrat]

One size fits all??View attachment 7492

perhaps this shoud have been posted in the 'squat for a good cause' thread?

 

[CountryBoy]

straight-shooter sounds good -
View attachment 7481might could aim better - but if you're after snakes, armadillos, moles .....:laugh:

It's my feet that I have to worry about.

 

[grandma]

members who have been issued jail cards but have not provided an ID picture, please do so promptly.
.....will allow you to exist for long without a proper, current photo.

One size fits all??View attachment 7492

 

[burrocrat]

members who have been issued jail cards but have not provided an ID picture, please do so promptly.

unless you live on a colony in MT or the Dakotas, very few organizations will allow you to exist for long without a proper, current photo.

I know hutterites, and you folks ain't no hutterites.

 

[burrocrat]

you may notice a different RFID chip placed in the limited run of admin cards. as a matter of convenience, these individuals need not be bothered with the combersome process of standing in line, removing their wallets, swiping it through the reader, and tolerating the scrutiny of the occasional guard with a superiority complex.

as an added bonus, they sometimes jam the anti-theft towers near the exits at the local ya'll mart, just in case one accidentally forgets (or is too embarassed) to actually pay for those sticky pants.

did i miss anyone?

 

[burrocrat]

xlentlady, love your signature, speaks volumes,

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no matter how many times i read it though, i'm still having trouble with the 'wholesome discipline' part.

 

[burrocrat]

james, i notice many of my posts have followed yours, particularly on the 'sensitive' issues, not intentional on my part, but your posts often stimulate thought,

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and i like to play devils advocate, or just plain old devil as some might call it.

 

[burrocrat]

showme, better get in here quick,

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they may need some backup.

 

[burrocrat]

no offense nnuut, i know you have a sense of humor,

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tongue in cheek, of course.

 

[burrocrat]

posting in the forum grants instant regular membership access ... but i hesitate to issue cards for tsp'ers of such stature and influence.

notice i didn't hesitate too long.

nnutt thanks for the post, you are now a member.

of course one can't issue a card to one moderator and not the others, so in order of rank then number of posts:

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Tom, thank you for providing such a great venue for learning ... and laughing.

 

[burrocrat]

How about issue a Gift Card for a pair of STICKY PANTS with that TSP GET OUT of JAIL FREE card?

careful what you ask for there nnuut,

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lets hope he can find something in his color that fits.

 

[burrocrat]

reissue of skypilots card with id picture,

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after reading a recent post, if figured he would be ok with that.

as for which way he's looking, i'm going with looking out, as in for others, keep up the good work.

 

[grandma]

Thank you burrocrat,

I like the tag line. I'll have to give that some serious thought on the future input, maybe during the first usage of the card, something will come to mind.

straight-shooter sounds good -
View attachment 7481might could aim better - but if you're after snakes, armadillos, moles .....:laugh:

 

[nnuut]

How about issue a Gift Card for a pair of STICKY PANTS with that TSP GET OUT of JAIL FREE card?:laugh:
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