Back by popular demand, it's the next round of BT's Big Words. Take it easy on these. I only have 66 of them obfuscated. After that I have to hit my big list of unconverted adages to come up with some more. It can take several iterations to come up with something that sounds natural (well for Birchtree anyways) and isn't just a word for word substitution.
41. Elevate yourself by applying upward momentum to the grasping apparati of your own footwear.
42. Without perambulating a minimum of 5,280 feet in the native American footwear belonging to another hominid, you are incapable of mentally grasping the odiferousness.
43. Neither victory nor defeat are of great importance, but rather the conditions under which the endeavor was conducted.
44. Whatever benefits the large female waterfowl, also benefits her male counterpart.
45. If unable to flagellate others successfully, ally yourself with them.
46. It is not possible to transform a female swine's otic appendage into a container made from caterpillar-extruded monofilament.
47. Although it is possible to guide an equestrian animal to fluid refreshment, there are no means to coerce it to partake.
48. A small quantity of sucrose ameliorates ingestion of pharmaceuticals.
49. Expired piscines and houseguests share the property of olfactory unpleasantness after 72 hours.
50. Despite its extreme abased simplicity, no other abode compares favorably to one's domicile.