This and That

[coolhand]

What does fast look like? :blink:

http://www.wimp.com/fastestgunman/

 

[pokerstar629]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWYXwjJhAU&feature=player_embedded

 

[coolhand]

That reminds me of my port visits to Thailand. Ah, memories, memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWYXwjJhAU&feature=player_embedded

 

[Buster]

BAh..I knew it was too good to be true...had me going

 

[coolhand]

Some of these are really good.

http://www.clickorlando.com/slideshow/family/26955871/detail.html

 

[nasa1974]

http://www.wimp.com/harmonicacarnegie/

This gentleman is awesome! A standing ovation at Carnegie Hall playing a harmonica! It took the Lone Ranger theme (The William Tell Overture) song to bring them to their feet.

Awesome!!

 

[crws]

HOW TO START A FIGHT


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started...
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she

kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we

split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started...

Classic!

 

[coolhand]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIJaxu3w4-U

 

[coolhand]

This is really incredible...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgP0Gro52c8

 

[coolhand]

http://www.wimp.com/dogsawesome/

 

[crws]

http://www.wimp.com/dogsawesome/

Me thinks you're spending entirely too much time on that wimp site :laugh:
You are sleeping aren't you, or do you remember? LOL

 

[coolhand]

I know some of the women here would appreciate that post.

Me thinks you're spending entirely too much time on that wimp site :laugh:
You are sleeping aren't you, or do you remember? LOL

 

[coolhand]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lFg21x2sj-M

 

[coolhand]

The scariest path in the world?

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/scariest_path.html

 

[burrocrat]

The scariest path in the world?

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/scariest_path.html

gawd, that made my nuts hurt for like 6 straight minutes.

 

[coolhand]

Gotta have a death wish to venture up that path, huh? :nuts:

gawd, that made my nuts hurt for like 6 straight minutes.

 

[Buster]

The point y'all are missing on this Path from hell..is that Someone at sometime had to build it...Did you see any contrete batch plants anywhere?..every inch of the way, every pipe, every step and support was hand done..that's what is so incredible about it.:nuts:

 

[jpcavin]

The point y'all are missing on this Path from hell..is that Someone at sometime had to build it...Did you see any contrete batch plants anywhere?..every inch of the way, every pipe, every step and support was hand done..that's what is so incredible about it.:nuts:

I noticed. Was asking myself how the hell they accomplished the creation of this path. I'd rather walk it than build it. :worried:

 

[crws]

The point y'all are missing on this Path from hell..is that Someone at sometime had to build it...Did you see any contrete batch plants anywhere?..every inch of the way, every pipe, every step and support was hand done..that's what is so incredible about it.:nuts:

CH, another round of excellent finds!
Buster- did you notice the iron train rail as the outside support? Looks full size in relation to the filmer's bootprint.
I have a chunk of that about 3 ft long that probably weighs at least 50#.

 

[coolhand]

David Letterman's Top 10

"Top ten ways to tell if you might be a member of a public-sector union" By David Letterman.

10.) You take a week off to protest in Wisconsin and your office runs better.

9.) On a snow day, when they say "non-essential" people should stay home you know who they mean.

8.) You get paid twice as much as a private sector person doing the same job but make up the difference by doing half as much work.

7.) It takes longer to fire you than the average killer spends on death row.

6.) The worse you do your job, the more your boss avoids you.

5.) You think the French are working themselves to death.

4.) You know by having a copy of the Holy Koran on your desk your job is 100% safe.

3.) You spend more time at protest marches than at church.

2.) You have a Democratic congressman's lips permanently attached to your butt.

And the #1 way to tell if you might be a member of a public sector union:

1.) You pay more in union dues than you do for your healthcare insurance.