The Monkey Bar

[The_Technician]

I've had enough of the self-inflicted wounds for one week having caught the initial drop in the US and the drop in the I today and decided to park it in the tavern COB today.

Tech, Any recommendations on drinks in this place to pass the time? I'm thinking a smooth scotch would go down easy.

Yer naming your poision Slick.....want a chaser......Ask Trigger what he chases his wid.....welllll Trigger, answer the man.......how do you ninny in english?????:blink: :nuts:

 

[GGal]

Wish I was there with ya'll! I'm caught in the mud-slide.

GA

 

[The_Technician]

I just saw Tom put out the cent a minute survey....yep, that's what I been cccc'n......a cent a minute just going down the ......oooppps,,,,Hey is that you Norman laying passed out on the floor????:blink:

I see there's that addddd again about the Paris Stocking Exchange....yeah, I'll change her stockings in Paris.....yeap I volunteer.......:embarrest:

Where's all my buddies.....:blink: ahhhhhwhooooopsssss......BAMMMM!!!!
Dang, hit my head wid the floor again......:laugh:

 

[The_Technician]

Wish I was there with ya'll! I'm caught in the mud-slide.

GA

U mud pit girls are sumptin else.....yeap .....a real washout.....don't ya'll like to stay cleannnnnnnn????????

 

[The_Technician]

C'mon Trigggggerrrr.......quick licking the mud off her bottom.......let's go home boy and get some shuteye...........

Ohhhh, this drinking for days is getting the best of me......lets see, how does it go.......Georgia, geooooooorgia, is on my mind.......no no that's not right........I'm coming dear......be right thar........Trigger remind me to keep the better side happy.......whaaaaaa, you want to do a round up.....whaaaaat....you drunk or soumptin......not tonight boy........


:blink: :blink: :blink:

 

[nnuut]

OUCH! hic! Damn Tornado storm just missed me!! 5 miles is pretty close Foster, hic! Gone for now, Big Blowhard~poot! Get yer foot off of me!

 

[Aspiration]

Lauging out loud Tec. I'll..jus..be...right bahind ya. Jus drinkin away. One tequela. Two tiquila. Three tiquellla....Floooooorrrrrrr...

(Now if only the market could find one of those :toung

 

[Show-me]

Well, must be a trend. I'm reconciling with my Uncle Jack...............Daniel's that is. Nite everyone and good luck tomorrow.

 

[fabijo]

Anybody need a designated driver?

 

[The_Technician]

Well, must be a trend. I'm reconciling with my Uncle Jack...............Daniel's that is. Nite everyone and good luck tomorrow.

I see what you mean this morn Show....everything is going down, I mean just look at this place....people all over the floor, chairs knocked over.....hey....guess they saw the "eye" take another 15 cent hit this morning........ohhhhh, I got a headache.........

Is that Fabijo overthere talking with Ayla?????? Only sober soul in the place. Look, she ain't even recognizing he's thar......:nuts:

 

[The_Technician]

I see what you mean this morn Show....everything is going down, I mean just look at this place....people all over the floor, chairs knocked over.....hey....guess they saw the "eye" take another 15 cent hit this morning........ohhhhh, I got a headache.........

Is that Fabijo overthere talking with Ayla?????? Only sober soul in the place. Look, she ain't even recognizing he's thar......:nuts:

AT mid-day today CST for an hour, I am calling for an "hour of silence" (at least on this thread) in memory for those who suffered from yesterdays disasters.

May God help them.

Thanks

 

[The_Technician]

Later outside the Monkey Bar, Carnac arrives on Trigger....

Hmmm, been gone for a day, wonder how in the world I'm going to get back in thar without anybody noticing I was gone to the C and S funds....ahhhh, I got it.....I'll just throw some pixel dust and twirl a wand and sneak in like a little mouse......let's see....Alakaazammmm, alakazoo...ala mode.....make me like a toad!!!! POOOOOOFFFFF!!!!

Dang, turned myself into a toad!!! Shoulda figured.....been on the Toads Wild ride on Trigger.....uhhhh, whats happening.....feeling woosy....PoooooooFFFF!!! Ahhh Trigger how many times have I told you not to play with the wand...go tie yourself up......u turned me into a ol'goat!!! Gimme that ......POOOOOOFFF!!!!....wow back to my ole self....maybe I'll just sneak in and tell everyone who asks that I went to the rest room...this one day sneak out is getting to be a bit much.....now to sneak into the back corner where the newbies hang.....hey who's bartending.....I'll take a Margarita!!!!!:suspicious:

 

[nnuut]

You better stick with the Margaritas, that loco weed is messing up your brain! Poof!:blink:

 

[fabijo]

This is beginning to remind me of those old text based rpg's on the Commodore 64.

Man, it stinks in here! Isn't there a janitor? Look the mess you guys made. Just because the place is called the Monkey Bar doesn't mean you need to throw poo at each other!

 

[The_Technician]

Fab's right, time for the waterhose!!!! Its clean out time, all you monkeys arms up!!! You newbies, wake up over there....Nnutt, u still in here???

 

[Wolverine]

Fab's right, time for the waterhose!!!! Its clean out time, all you monkeys arms up!!! You newbies, wake up over there....Nnutt, u still in here???

LOL

This Newbie is awake and with Brain Cells engaged fully I hope.

 

[The_Technician]

LOL

This Newbie is awake and with Brain Cells engaged fully I hope.

Tell me newbie, anybody missed the ole wizard....?? Hey newbie, newbie....amazing staring straight through me.....guess he's in another dimension as all newbies are.....Kirk to Enterprise....beam another one up.....

 

[Rod]

This is beginning to remind me of those old text based rpg's on the Commodore 64.

Man, it stinks in here! Isn't there a janitor? Look the mess you guys made. Just because the place is called the Monkey Bar doesn't mean you need to throw poo at each other!

Speaking of... I have a 128 in the attic along w/ The Bard's Tale

 

[350zCommTech]

Speaking of... I have a 128 in the attic along w/ The Bard's Tale

Man, I loved that game...

 

[Rod]

Man, I loved that game...

If you loved it,

You are going to go NUTS over this:

http://www.devilwhiskey.com/

I ordered this game when I was TDY in 2005 and completed it. ABSOLUTELY as addicting and entertaining as The Bard's Tale even though the finale was a bit disappointing- not all the "fireworks" you would expect given all the hard work reaching it. But nonetheless, a terrific RPG!