rcknfrewld's account talk

[sstasel]

screw the boobies, how do i get my hands on a moon walking jungle gal like that?

You will have to PM rcknfrewld if you want to learn all his secrets. Obviously he's not posting as he doesn't want the world to know.

Although, another video has just surfaced -- this time a mesmerizing sultry dance with some "booby" moves and the presentation of "blue" trinkets (which all females love). However, this time he was not as successful, as his dance lacked the nimbleness of his "moonwalk" and he ended up trouncing (ouch!) on his intendeds head!

 

[burrocrat]

why didn't she just say no if she wasn't interested instead of accepting the whole dance and then pretending she don't like it rough? that's the part that always confuses me.

 

[sstasel]

why didn't she just say no if she wasn't interested instead of accepting the whole dance and then pretending she don't like it rough? that's the part that always confuses me.

Because in this case, she was interested, she loved his dance -- at least up until the point of being "trounced"! You missed a key element. If all she was doing was "pretending" she would have grabbed all those "fancy blue trinkets" before flying away!

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

You will have to PM rcknfrewld if you want to learn all his secrets. Obviously he's not posting as he doesn't want the world to know.

Although, another video has just surfaced -- this time a mesmerizing sultry dance with some "booby" moves and the presentation of "blue" trinkets (which all females love). However, this time he was not as successful, as his dance lacked the nimbleness of his "moonwalk" and he ended up trouncing (ouch!) on his intendeds head!

But he did have some good moves and was shaking his tail feathers very nicely!! Too bad he was all show and then screwed it up!

 

[burrocrat]

Because in this case, she was interested, she loved his dance -- at least up until the point of being "trounced"! You missed a key element. If all she was doing was "pretending" she would have grabbed all those "fancy blue trinkets" before flying away!

so if she was interested then why did she fly away? because everything wasn't perfectly the way she wanted it to be? is there a rosetta stone free trial for that language? because it's all greek to me.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

so if she was interested then why did she fly away? because everything wasn't perfectly the way she wanted it to be? is there a rosetta stone free trial for that language? because it's all greek to me.

No it's not about being perfect....its because she got kicked in the head :blink:and he gave her a headache!! Ouch...maybe next time!

 

[rcknfrewld]

look at all you chatty hens...you should all be ashamed of yourselves(he says with a wry smile)

 

[burrocrat]

that's it? she got a headache? yah, i heard that one before.

if she gots a headache what's she doing running around watching male dancers? that don't make no sense. what did she think was going to happen, a long proper predictable courtship with a g-string?

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

that's it? she got a headache? yah, i heard that one before.

if she gots a headache what's she doing running around watching male dancers? that don't make no sense. what did she think was going to happen, a long predictable courtship with a g-string?

Oh...so what are you saying burro?? ... She's been to the circus , seen all the tricks, and she should not expect a courtship... Hey the female bird needs a show and some shiny valuables to be impressed... And presentation of that dance with much ado plus other gifts , food, and drinks is a must! Can't give it away.. It will not be valued then. Uugghhh. Surely you understand the concept of bargaining chips ...and a nice tsp or other monetary account doesn't hurt.:toung:

 

[burrocrat]

no, i guess i don't understand that 'presentation of the dance with much ado plus gifts' part, i always end up broke and alone. i'm more of a lay it all on the table kind of guy. which is probably why i suck at courtship rituals. although it may go a long way towards explaining why ENR stock is at an all time high. that dam bunny just keeps going and going and going.

 

[burrocrat]

hey that reminds me, why did the energizer bunny get arrested?

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

i'm more of a lay it all on the table kind of guy.

So maybe you should consider not putting it all in towards one basket.. BT always talks about buy and hold, and dollar cost averaging so just investing a bit at a time over ( biweekly contributions) with a good diverse allocation should increase your odds of long term gains!! That good bit of information probably can be applied to many situations!!
however don't quote any if this as it is not to be considered financial/ investment advice.

 

[burrocrat]

no no, that spread it around and be patient doesn't work either, i just end up feeling dirty.

 

[burrocrat]

look at all you chatty hens...you should all be ashamed of yourselves(he says with a wry smile)

sorry cuz, i didn't mean to crash at your place and drink all your beer and lounge on your couch, it just happened. oh, and i promise i'll pay you back for all the quarters what may be missing from your change jar.

 

[sstasel]

No it's not about being perfect....its because she got kicked in the head and he gave her a headache!! Ouch...maybe next time!

Touché

look at all you chatty hens...you should all be ashamed of yourselves(he says with a wry smile)

And you're sittin' back lovin every minute, you hound dog. Oops! Scratch those last three words! You're "front page" news!

... I'm more of a lay it all on the table kind of guy.

So maybe you should consider not putting it all in towards one basket.. BT always talks about buy and hold, and dollar cost averaging so just investing a bit at a time over (biweekly contributions) with a good diverse allocation should increase your odds of long term gains!! That good bit of information probably can be applied to many situations!! However don't quote any if this as it is not to be considered financial/ investment advice.

Excellent advise, DBA!

 

[burrocrat]

presentation of that dance with much ado plus other gifts , food, and drinks is a must! Can't give it away.. It will not be valued then.

does it make you feel better if it's worth dinner and a movie? now that i know you are willing to place a value on it, perhaps we can negotiate a fair price?

 

[burrocrat]

hey that reminds me, why did the energizer bunny get arrested?

he got charged with battery. ba da dum.

 

[alevin]

he got charged with battery. ba da dum.

Quite the conversation all you fine feathered folk been having today. most educational (actually, more like a rerun of a popular series we've all had walk-on parts in even when not one of the main characters). interpreters, duennas, tape splices, backups, rewinds. many opportunities for things to go wrong as well as right. comedies of errors-Moliere was a master of the stage(as was Shakespeare).

 

[burrocrat]

more like a rerun of a popular series we've all had walk-on parts in

yeah, but was it a moon walk-on part? that's hard to pull off without someone getting a headache.

moliere? what are you, a comedian?

 

[PessOptimist]

Burro it is a lost battle. Though the commodity being discussed is readily available on the street, signing a legal document, usually accompanied by a large and expensive ceremony, makes it a legal and worthy commdity and no matter how repugnant and undesireable that commodity may become to you nor how unavailable it may have been to you nor how available it may have been made to others makes no difference. The commodity is worth 1/2 or more of whatever you managed to earn or scrape together. It is illegal to sell it in most places but with that legal document it is a marketable commodity. It is widely so throughout the world and speaking of it is frowned upon.