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[nnuut]

Hey Fishermen, can you fellet this one out for me?
Just a catfish

Now here is a real fish story...

For all those crazy guys who go 'noodling' for catfish and stick their arms down the fish's throat!! This would be 'all the catfish you can eat', Each year, a few people were drowning or disappearing mysteriously in Huadu's Furong Reservoir. It was not until recently, when the son of a government official went swimming, in the reservoir and was drowned, that the secret was revealed.

It is a 3 meter (9.8ft) long man-eating catfish whose head alone is 1 meter (3.3ft) wide! After cutting up the catfish, people were surprised to find the remains of another man inside! Swimming in the reservoir is now forbidden because it is feared another similar man-eating catfish is still lurking in the waters.
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[grandma]

Great shots (military)
http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/cool.pics.military.3.htm
http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/cool.pics.military.2.htm
http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/cool.pics.military.htm

Tom those are so clear & focused!
Questions:
what is that aircraft carrier in the 3rd set doing at a 35 degree angle? Am I having color vision problems? I see red at the water line.

Also -another picture: a demonstration of what? - the airmen sliding? positioned on the rod coming oo the back of a 'copter? No parachutes.
Reminds me of a son in his Navy days in the '80s - hanging out the back end of a helicopter minesweeper...:worried:

Anyway, thank you for sharing the photos....

 

[grandma]

Hey Fishermen, can you fillet this one out for me?
Just a catfish
Now here is a real fish story...

By golly, nnuut, that is one of the best fish stories I've seen !
Reminds me of the political mess we're in !!! :toung:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/giantcatfish.asp

 

[Buster]

testing

 

[Buster]

Hey Fishermen, can you fellet this one out for me?
Just a catfish

Now here is a real fish story...

For all those crazy guys who go 'noodling' for catfish and stick their arms down the fish's throat!! This would be 'all the catfish you can eat', Each year, a few people were drowning or disappearing mysteriously in Huadu's Furong Reservoir. It was not until recently, when the son of a government official went swimming, in the reservoir and was drowned, that the secret was revealed.

It is a 3 meter (9.8ft) long man-eating catfish whose head alone is 1 meter (3.3ft) wide! After cutting up the catfish, people were surprised to find the remains of another man inside! Swimming in the reservoir is now forbidden because it is feared another similar man-eating catfish is still lurking in the waters.
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Um, not to pull a James here..But this gentle creature is a Whale Shark, not a catfish of any kind

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark

 

[grandma]

I just said that, only without the beautiful photo !!!
I thought Nnuut was giving us one of those `whose got the biggest fish-tale story to tell -
(snopes reference)

p.s. - is that Minnow's big brother??

 

[nnuut]

Um, not to pull a James here..But this gentle creature is a Whale Shark, not a catfish of any kind

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark

Yer right, I saw one of those in the East China Sea but he was about 30 feet long, not a catfish no whiskers, I missed that. Kinda like Global Warming!! I can't wait to answer the guy that sent me this thing.

 

[Buster]

I just said that, only without the beautiful photo !!!
I thought Nnuut was giving us one of those `whose got the biggest fish-tale story to tell -
(snopes reference)

p.s. - is that Minnow's big brother??

Sorry to step on your toes Grandma...I must of been posting while you posted..

 

[James48843]

Question-

Where, exactly, on the Starship Enterprise, do you find the bathroom?

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[James48843]

And how do you know if you've found the right one?

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Just wondering....
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[nnuut]

I was in Okinawa in the 1960s and a very nice hotel I was staying in had a stickman aluminum sign in the toilet enclosure similar to the ones above, it gave instructions to the locals on how to use an American style toilet, it was hilarious. I pealed it off of the wall and took it back to the base. I had it for years it was so funny, wish I had a picture of it! If you were over there at that time they had porcelain trench toilets, they were like a hole cut in the ground that you had to squat over to do your business, I wasn't very good at using one, but that's a different story!:laugh:

 

[XL-entLady]

I was in Okinawa in the 1960s and a very nice hotel I was staying in had a stickman aluminum sign in the toilet enclosure similar to the ones above, it gave instructions to the locals on how to use an American style toilet, it was hilarious. I pealed it off of the wall and took it back to the base. I had it for years it was so funny, wish I had a picture of it! If you were over there at that time they had porcelain trench toilets, they were like a hole cut in the ground that you had to squat over to do your business, I wasn't very good at using one, but that's a different story!:laugh:

I was at a training with one of the guys who was negotiating the SALT treaty. He had some interesting stories! He said that when he was first posted to Afganistan people at the embassy were getting a rash on their butts. They finally figured it out. The locals were using western style toilets like the trench ones they were used to and then the staff would use it the way it was designed for. Presto, athletes foot on the butt.

 

[Buster]

Question-

Where, exactly, on the Starship Enterprise, do you find the bathroom?

Right next to the Anti-matter converter

 

[XL-entLady]

Right next to the Anti-matter converter

Yeah, and there should be plenty of matter to convert. Because the guy in the red shirt just found out that he's going to go on the next Away mission. :laugh:

 

[burrocrat]

that's what happens with potty pairity, everbody gets just one, nobody is happy, all the same.

http://oversight.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4844&Itemid=49

oh goody goody, what behavior can we legislate next?

 

[Minnow]

p.s. - is that Minnow's big brother??

:laugh::laugh: check your PM's.

 

[grandma]

that's what happens with potty pairity, everbody gets just one, nobody is happy, all the same.
http://oversight.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4844&Itemid=49
oh goody goody, what behavior can we legislate next?

Didn't Utah State Legislature take care of that a year or two ago: use whichever restroom you feel fits which ever of the multiple genders of the day ??? There was a bill, where it went ?

 

[XL-entLady]

that's what happens with potty pairity, everbody gets just one, nobody is happy, all the same.

http://oversight.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4844&Itemid=49

oh goody goody, what behavior can we legislate next?

I think that the problem is that it takes us women time to get unsnapped, unzipped, wiggled out of,, then wiggled back in, rezipped, resnapped, etc., etc. It takes us more time to do that than it takes for us to do what we went to the restroom to take care of!:laugh:

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

I think that the problem is that it takes us women time to get unsnapped, unzipped, wiggled out of,, then wiggled back in, rezipped, resnapped, etc., etc. It takes us more time to do that than it takes for us to do what we went to the restroom to take care of!:laugh:

Look at James' Enterprise photo. All women will be wearing mini skirts, so they'll be able to get in and out of the bathroom much quicker! It's the way of the future!

 

[James48843]

Give a gift for him AND for her:

Yes-sir-eee.

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Beef Jerky bikini underwear!

(What will they think of next??)
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