Common Errors (grammatical)

[ChemEng]

I just got a 3 sentence email with the following grammatical inaccuracies:

Except instead of accept
Exposed instead of supposed
Access instead of assess

just glad it wasnt my email that was "Replied to All".

 

[grandma]

I just got a 3 sentence email with the following grammatical inaccuracies:
Access instead of assess

In case some may not have noticied - I am an adult who learned over these many years to compensate for what is called dyslexia. But the first reading of anything usually requires me to re-read for accuracy's sake. Imagine my first guffaw reading ChemEng note about the Access instead of assess...cuz that isn't what I read - the first time, anyway !!:laugh:

 

[Buster]

In case some may not have noticied - I am an adult who learned over these many years to compensate for what is called dyslexia. But the first reading of anything usually requires me to re-read for accuracy's sake. Imagine my first guffaw reading ChemEng note about the Access instead of assess...cuz that isn't what I read - the first time, anyway !!:laugh:

Yeah..I thought it was ASSES too...

 

[Buster]

I see some use "WTF" when they are meaning to say,: "Excuse me. I don't understand that."

No..not me..When I use WTF, I mean WTF!...when an exclamation point just won't work....Besides, that's not a grammar or spelling issue, it is an acronym for, "What The......well, you know what I mean..LOL, ROTFLMAO

 

[James48843]

"I could care less....."

when they meant they COULD NOT care less.

 

[Handballer]

No..not me..When I use WTF, I mean WTF!...when an exclamation point just won't work....Besides, that's not a grammar or spelling issue, it is an acronym for, "What The......well, you know what I mean..LOL, ROTFLMAO

I ben waiting what WTF stood fore. Can anyone explan?

 

[grandma]

I ben waiting what WTF stood fore. Can anyone explan?

Sure, I'll be glad to !!!!
Sorrry - mis read - it is wait till Friday...

 

[wv-girl]

I ben waiting what WTF stood fore. Can anyone explan?

What some do when their pants are down. As evidenced in Buster's avartar.


And Buster, you have no shoes to fill, you are too busy mooning us. :laugh:

 

[wv-girl]

what about

bare - as in Buster's avartar
bear - as in growl

 

[tsptalk]

I don't see this on the board much, but here in Utah you get a lot of folks saying "was" instead of "were" when talking. It sounds terrible.

We "was" on way to the movie theater when....

was - singular (I was)
were - plural (we were)

 

[tsptalk]

Do you say height or heidth? Heidth sounds so wrong, yet people in Utah use it instead of saying height.

 

[Buster]

I constantly get EWE and YOU mixed up...

 

[FAB1]

Do you say height or heidth? Heidth sounds so wrong, yet people in Utah use it instead of saying height.

Most of that stuff on Urban diksionairy is wrong - nasty too.

 

[tsptalk]

Do you say height or heidth? Heidth sounds so wrong, yet people in Utah use it instead of saying height.

height or heidth

 

[nnuut]

what about

bare - as in Buster's avartar
bear - as in growl

Bear has more depth than one would think!!


Definitions of bear on the Web:

• have; "bear a resemblance"; "bear a signature"
• give birth: cause to be born; "My wife had twins yesterday!"
• digest: put up with something or somebody unpleasant; "I cannot bear his constant criticism"; "The new secretary had to endure a lot of unprofessional remarks"; "he learned to tolerate the heat"; "She stuck out two years in a miserable marriage"
• move while holding up or supporting; "Bear gifts"; "bear a heavy load"; "bear news"; "bearing orders"
• bring forth, "The apple tree bore delicious apples this year"; "The unidentified plant bore gorgeous flowers"
• take on as one's own the expenses or debts of another person; "I'll accept the charges"; "She agreed to bear the responsibility"
• hold: contain or hold; have within; "The jar carries wine"; "The canteen holds fresh water"; "This can contains water"
• yield: bring in; "interest-bearing accounts"; "How much does this savings certificate pay annually?"
• wear: have on one's person; "He wore a red ribbon"; "bear a scar"
• behave: behave in a certain manner; "She carried herself well"; "he bore himself with dignity"; "They conducted themselves well during these difficult times"
• have rightfully; of rights, titles, and offices; "She bears the title of Duchess"; "He held the governorship for almost a decade"
• hold: support or hold in a certain manner; "She holds her head high"; "He carried himself upright"
• massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws
• have a bun in the oven: be pregnant with; "She is bearing his child"; "The are expecting another child in January"; "I am carrying his child"
• an investor with a pessimistic market outlook; an investor who expects prices to fall and so sells now in order to buy later at a lower price
  http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title&ved=0CAwQkAE

 

[XL-entLady]

Do you say height or heidth? Heidth sounds so wrong, yet people in Utah use it instead of saying height.

Well, fer ignernt ... :nuts:

For anyone who hasn't spent time in Utah, "ignorant" means "rude" here.

Lady

 

[alevin]

I think some of what we're calling grammar confusion in written language is really local/regional spoken colloquiallisms. There's a dif. I will admit I have a problem with people that say "droughth" or "droughthy", instead of drought, or droughty, tho.

 

[tsptalk]

Well, fer ignernt ... :nuts:

For anyone who hasn't spent time in Utah, "ignorant" means "rude" here.

Yup, that's funny - and accurate. We'd need a whole thread for them Utah translations. But I'm from NY, so fuggedaboudit!

 

[Show-me]

I hope your not holding spelling errors against me. Notice I spelled you're wrong. lol

 

[tsptalk]

Nah, just trying to help, but report cards will be given out monthly.