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Subj: HIP SURGERY



THREE PATIENTS LIMP INTO THREE DIFFERENT DOCTORS’ WITH THE SAME COMPLAINT....THEY ALL HAVE TROUBLE WALKING AND MAY REQUIRE HIP SURGERY..

PATIENT 1.

IS EXAMINED WITHIN THE HOUR, IS X-RAYED THE SAME DAY, AND HAS A TIME BOOKED FOR SURGERY THE FOLLOWING WEEK. THE TOTAL COST FOR THE OPERATION IS $2400.00

















PATIENT 2.








GOES TO THE E.R. IS EXAMINED WITHIN THE HOUR, IS X-RAYED THE SAME DAY, AND HAS A TIME BOOKED FOR SURGERY THE FOLLOWING WEEK. GETS NO BILL FOR COPAY OR DEDUCTIBLE. IN FACT GETS NO BILL AT ALL. COST FOR THIS PATIENT $0.00.






















PATIENT 3.
SEES HIS FAMILY DOCTOR -AFTER WAITING 3 WEEKS FOR AN APPOINTMENT, THEN WAITS 8 WEEKS TO SEE A SPECIALIST. GETS AN X-RAY, WHICH ISN'T REVIEWED FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AND FINALLY HAS HIS SURGERY SCHEDULED FOR 6 MONTHS FROM THEN, PENDING THE REVIEW BOARD'S DECISION ON HIS AGE AND REMAINING VALUE TO SOCIETY. GETS BILL FOR DEDUCTIBLE WHICH IS $7,500.00 AND HAS A COPAY OF 20% WHICH EQUALS $6,000.00. TOTAL COST FOR THIS CITIZEN $13,500.00.

















WHY THE DIFFERENT TREATMENT FOR THE THREE PATIENTS?

PATIENT 1. IS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TAKEN TO A VET.

















PATIENT 2. IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
















PATIENT 3. IS A SENIOR CITIZEN ON OBAMACARE.

















IN NOVEMBER.....IF HILLARY









WINS THE ELECTION:



















WE'LL ALL HAVE TO FIND A GOOD VET!
 
Subj: HIP SURGERY



THREE PATIENTS LIMP INTO THREE DIFFERENT DOCTORS’ WITH THE SAME COMPLAINT....THEY ALL HAVE TROUBLE WALKING AND MAY REQUIRE HIP SURGERY..

PATIENT 1.

IS EXAMINED WITHIN THE HOUR, IS X-RAYED THE SAME DAY, AND HAS A TIME BOOKED FOR SURGERY THE FOLLOWING WEEK. THE TOTAL COST FOR THE OPERATION IS $2400.00


PATIENT 2.
GOES TO THE E.R. IS EXAMINED WITHIN THE HOUR, IS X-RAYED THE SAME DAY, AND HAS A TIME BOOKED FOR SURGERY THE FOLLOWING WEEK. GETS NO BILL FOR COPAY OR DEDUCTIBLE. IN FACT GETS NO BILL AT ALL. COST FOR THIS PATIENT $0.00.

PATIENT 3.
SEES HIS FAMILY DOCTOR -AFTER WAITING 3 WEEKS FOR AN APPOINTMENT, THEN WAITS 8 WEEKS TO SEE A SPECIALIST. GETS AN X-RAY, WHICH ISN'T REVIEWED FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AND FINALLY HAS HIS SURGERY SCHEDULED FOR 6 MONTHS FROM THEN, PENDING THE REVIEW BOARD'S DECISION ON HIS AGE AND REMAINING VALUE TO SOCIETY. GETS BILL FOR DEDUCTIBLE WHICH IS $7,500.00 AND HAS A COPAY OF 20% WHICH EQUALS $6,000.00. TOTAL COST FOR THIS CITIZEN $13,500.00.


WHY THE DIFFERENT TREATMENT FOR THE THREE PATIENTS?

PATIENT 1. IS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TAKEN TO A VET.

PATIENT 2. IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
PATIENT 3. IS A SENIOR CITIZEN ON OBAMACARE.

IN NOVEMBER.....IF HILLARY
WINS THE ELECTION:
WE'LL ALL HAVE TO FIND A GOOD VET!


Um no.

If the person is a Senior Citizen, chances are they are on MEDICARE (Available to those over age 65) and NOT "Obamacare".

Medicare pays 80%- so, instead of a bill of $13,500, would get a bill instead for the 20% of the cost of the hospitalization.

Medicare does an excellent job of working to identify and reduce the costs of such surgeries- as is found in THIS ARTICLE:
Medicare opens new push on hip, knee replacement | Political News | US News

Of course, if there was public information about the costs, people would be more likely to go with better outcome locations with lower costs.

Or they could go overseas, like in Spain, where a hip replacement is about $7,800 dollars. Or MEXICO, where it is less than $3,000.


https://www.medigo.com/blog/medigo-guides/hip-replacement-cost-guide/


In the USA- it could range from $20,000 to $60,000 (copay from $4,000 to $12,000).

I'd say Mexico looks like a good bet.
 
Um no.
If the person is a Senior Citizen, chances are they are on MEDICARE (Available to those over age 65) and NOT "Obamacare".
Medicare pays 80%- so, instead of a bill of $13,500, would get a bill instead for the 20% of the cost of the hospitalization.
Medicare does an excellent job of working to identify and reduce the costs of such surgeries- as is found in THIS ARTICLE:
Medicare opens new push on hip, knee replacement | Political News | US News

Of course, if there was public information about the costs, people would be more likely to go with better outcome locations with lower costs.
Or they could go overseas, like in Spain, where a hip replacement is about $7,800 dollars. Or MEXICO, where it is less than $3,000.
https://www.medigo.com/blog/medigo-guides/hip-replacement-cost-guide/
In the USA- it could range from $20,000 to $60,000 (copay from $4,000 to $12,000).
I'd say Mexico looks like a good bet.

According to AARP your a senior when you turn 50. You could fix it by changing to "middle aged citizen" or adding "not yet eligible for medicare"

When I origionally read the post, until I got to the payment part, I was thinking of Socialism for Patient 3 because my Godmother had to wait between 3-6 months to get a hip replacement in a Scandinavian country but it didn't cost her anything except a lifetime of paying higher taxes. Base on my mother's experience with Medicare, I'd recommend addressing any major issues through your health insurance before you reach medicare eligibility.
 
This one is just plain wrong....(but so funny). :laugh:

Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.
 
Um no.

If the person is a Senior Citizen, chances are they are on MEDICARE (Available to those over age 65) and NOT "Obamacare".

Medicare pays 80%- so, instead of a bill of $13,500, would get a bill instead for the 20% of the cost of the hospitalization.

Medicare does an excellent job of working to identify and reduce the costs of such surgeries- as is found in THIS ARTICLE:
Medicare opens new push on hip, knee replacement | Political News | US News

Of course, if there was public information about the costs, people would be more likely to go with better outcome locations with lower costs.

Or they could go overseas, like in Spain, where a hip replacement is about $7,800 dollars. Or MEXICO, where it is less than $3,000.


https://www.medigo.com/blog/medigo-guides/hip-replacement-cost-guide/


In the USA- it could range from $20,000 to $60,000 (copay from $4,000 to $12,000).

I'd say Mexico looks like a good bet.


The average salary for a Spaniard for 2016 is $23,316.12 a year I don't see anything funny about that charge of $7,800.00 for a knee replacement. My Sister in Law (in Spain) had one 2 years ago and needs the other knee done soon. They are retired and that's Not so cheap for them.

Spain Average Nominal Monthly Wage | 2000-2016 | Data | Chart | Calendar
 
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