Black Humor (for RED days.)

[nasa1974]

James, Very good. Had a great laugh this morning. I will pass this along for sure because I know someone like this. ME!!! I will send this along in a minute the phone is ringing.

 

[CapeChem]

Hello, my name is capechem and i have AAADD........oh and by the way i had to scroll back up the page because i forgot the name of the disease....

 

[alevin]

I'm like this many days. If I was 30 years older, someone would think I had alzheimers, even tho it's just normal me. At least I don't repeat myself every 5 minutes (sometimes I'm tempted to tho :toung.

 

[XL-entLady]

I'm like this many days. If I was 30 years older, someone would think I had alzheimers, even tho it's just normal me. At least I don't repeat myself every 5 minutes (sometimes I'm tempted to tho :toung.

Yeah, I hear you, I have to catch myself to keep from repeating myself too. I also have AAADD, so I got a great laugh out of that, and I'll forward it to folks as soon as I finish this work memo. And I have to catch myself to keep from repeating myself, too. :nuts:

Lady

 

[nnuut]

Yeah and a little Dyslexia doesn't make things easier!

 

[XL-entLady]

Yeah and a little Dyslexia doesn't make things easier!

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic amnesiac who couldn't remember why he wondered if there was a Dog?

 

[nnuut]

I've been dogged before but left the broom outside and how do you lleps Msspelled? Wait, whwre was I?

 

[Buster]

How too many beers work..

 

[CountryBoy]

How too many beers work..

Good one Buster,

That'll bring on a case of coyote love in the morning. :nuts:

 

[Buster]

Good one Buster,

That'll bring on a case of coyote love in the morning. :nuts:

You mean like this?

 

[Frixxxx]

A horse walks into a bar.


Bartender says," Why the long face?":suspicious:

 

[nnuut]

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[nnuut]

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[grandma]

the bathroom updating getting you down, boy???

 

[nnuut]

the bathroom updating getting you down, boy???

The bathroom is history, and the wife loves it she said it looks right out of HGTV!! The kitchen is looming on the horizon!

 

[Buster]

Happy ST. Patrick's Day


A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration;and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir. 'The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says, 'Dae ye want me to stop now, or just slow doon?'

 

[XL-entLady]

In honor of my mood tonight:

What's the difference between a pit bull and a menopausal woman?

Lipstick

 

[Buster]

In honor of my mood tonight:

What's the difference between a pit bull and a menopausal woman?

Lipstick

Now that's my girl...

 

[Buster]

When not to Hyphenate (continued)

 

[Buster]

When not to Hyphenate