Birch,
Driving to work this morning I thought about this guy on the Jerry Springer Show a few years back. Well the guy was a cross dresser and it was quite amazing cause when he wore a dress -- he seriously felt 'like a woman'. I say this because in his mind -- he was honestly convinced that he was even MORE WOMAN than the real women throughout the audience.
Well this morning I'm laughing and having a really wonderful time reflecting on those memories. Mainly the expressions of the 'Real Women' in the audience and the way they were reacting.
So this guy gets up ~~ kind of mad ~~ I mean he was seriously fired up man ~~ and turns around and points out his ass and makes like some kind of 'indisputable challenge' to REAL WOMEN.
So all this brings me to YOU. Birch, these kind of memories and deeply entertaining now and I laugh a lot now a days when something like this comes to mind.
Well I would 'seriously' give you $5,0000 CASH -- if you take the stand at like a MEGA Big NAACP Convention -- and tell everyone that not only are you Black -- but you're more Black than all the ones attending.
And if people respond in 'disbelief' or 'anger' then you have to do some really weird s*** to prove it. Like strutt around and say 'What's up man'
Then walk up to the edge of the stage like that proves it, and tell everyone you really are more Black.
To have you doing that - for real - in my memory ... to play over here and there would be worth what ever you'd want.
I'd give you $10,000 for this one.