This is my new list of IMPOSSIBLE THINGS
LIST OF IMPOSSIBLE THINGS
1. Exceeding the speed of light.
2. Counting to Infinity.
3. Solving the 15 puzzle.
4. Squaring the circle.
5. Doubling the cube.
6. Bench-pressing 100000000000000000000000000 pounds.
7. Finding an even prime number other than 2.
8. Finding a unicorn in your backyard.
9. Traveling back in time through sheer willpower.
10. Eating yourself.
11. Escaping from a black hole.
12. Uncracking an egg.
13. Unburning a piece of firewood.
14 . Two objects occupying the same space at the same time.
15. Traveling at a negative speed.
16. Having a negative mass.
17. Knowing all of the digits of pi.
18. Knowing the last digit of e.
19. Defying gravity outright.
20. Finding two integers whose quotient is pi.
21. Creating a polynomial in one variable x for which the natural numbered values of x will exactly yield the prime numbers.
22. Creating a triangle in Euclidean space for which the sum of the measures of the three angles is not 180.
23. Drinking all the water in the ocean.
24. Surviving with no blood at all in your body.
25. . Dragons existing.
26. BIRCH GOING TO THE "G" FUND.
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