xmas wish list

[burrocrat]

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for xmas i want a spice rack.

 

[ravensfan]

ok, i have to confess. i got all our xmas shopping done 2 weeks ago but i can't quit watching late night infomercials.

all you have to do is pull the magic drawstring! then your hiney will look like an 18 year old's!

why you think it is worth maxxing out your credit card so your rear end looks like a teenager's is a whole different topic we will cover in another session.

Hmm, I wonder if these will work on guys who suffer from old man butt? Oh well, probably just wishful thinking anyway!

 

[Buster]

=burrocrat;480949ok, i have to confess. i got all our xmas shopping done 2 weeks ago but i can't quit watching late night infomercials.

all you have to do is pull the magic drawstring! then your hiney will look like an 18 year old's!

why you think it is worth maxxing out your credit card so your rear end looks like a teenager's is a whole different topic we will cover in another session.

I can't imagine anyone wanting to give themselves a wedgy..:blink:

 

[WorkFE]

Jet.
NNUUT, You have very good taste

 

[jpcavin]

This:

What is it? Is this for someone who's buns are too big?? :worried: :laugh:

 

[nnuut]

This:

 

[burrocrat]

ok, i have to confess. i got all our xmas shopping done 2 weeks ago but i can't quit watching late night infomercials.

all you have to do is pull the magic drawstring! then your hiney will look like an 18 year old's!

why you think it is worth maxxing out your credit card so your rear end looks like a teenager's is a whole different topic we will cover in another session.

 

[burrocrat]

i am going to pass on the box of survival underwear. i read the reviews and they say it is like wearing a shower cap. now i've never had a shower cap on my privates, but one time i did have my privates on a shower cap, don't ask.

but as unpleasant as that was, that's not why i'll pass. survivalists only carry items that have multiple uses, so i am going with the duct tape instead. you can even make a swimsuit or underwear out of duct tape. just remember to use multiple layers and press the sticky sides together until no more sticky sides are showing or else they can be difficult and painful to take off in a hurry. don't ask about that either.

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[video]http://m.on.aol.com/video/518417219[/video]

 

[jpcavin]

A stocking stuffer for the survivalist in your life.

Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser
by Accoutrements
Link: http://amzn.com/B004M0WOL2

For the donkey in your life.

 

[jpcavin]

JP,

I'm going to need some ideas on what to wear now that my allocation is 12/8/42/19/19. That places me squarely in the Brazillian Cut. Hope Santa has a sense of humor. But, with any luck, I will be making much mullah. I don't think I will go 'The Full Monty' this year like 2009. It just seems like an average good year. Got to catch those too you know because not everything feels like 1999/2009. Noticed you grabbed a one piece for the first time. It is November you know - and the equity markets think November and December are summer.

My one piece feels like a straight jacket!:nuts: I shot myself with that move and now I am restricted until December.

 

[Boghie]

JP,

I'm going to need some ideas on what to wear now that my allocation is 12/8/42/19/19. That places me squarely in the Brazillian Cut. Hope Santa has a sense of humor. But, with any luck, I will be making much mullah. I don't think I will go 'The Full Monty' this year like 2009. It just seems like an average good year. Got to catch those too you know because not everything feels like 1999/2009. Noticed you grabbed a one piece for the first time. It is November you know - and the equity markets think November and December are summer.

 

[nasa1974]

Why would they show this on Shark Tank?

Their prodect was doing pretty good but they wanted a larger advertising base so they showed up on Shark Tank offering a % of the business. That's how they got on Amazon.

 

[jpcavin]

You're devious.

I prefer wicked :laugh:

 

[konakathy]

A stocking stuffer for the survivalist in your life.

Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser
by Accoutrements
Link: http://amzn.com/B004M0WOL2

 

[jkenjohnson]

That's the idea.

You're devious.

 

[jpcavin]

My MIL would kick my arse if I bought her something like that.

That's the idea.

 

[jkenjohnson]

Here's one for the mother in law. What better way to say you care...

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty...8-1&keywords=squatty+potty&pebp=1416863960202

My MIL would kick my arse if I bought her something like that.

 

[jpcavin]

Come on folks. Are we so conservative that we can't enjoy a good laugh? Lets get this list going.

 

[jpcavin]

They presented this on "Shark Tank". Interesting product.

Why would they show this on Shark Tank?

 

[nasa1974]

i'm going to get one and stick it in the garage for when the next hurricane hits, they say it helps you to fully evacuate.

LOL. Not what them mean. But you know that. LOL