xmas wish list

[jpcavin]

A stocking stuffer for the survivalist in your life.

Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser
by Accoutrements
Link: http://amzn.com/B004M0WOL2

For the donkey in your life.

 

[burrocrat]

i am going to pass on the box of survival underwear. i read the reviews and they say it is like wearing a shower cap. now i've never had a shower cap on my privates, but one time i did have my privates on a shower cap, don't ask.

but as unpleasant as that was, that's not why i'll pass. survivalists only carry items that have multiple uses, so i am going with the duct tape instead. you can even make a swimsuit or underwear out of duct tape. just remember to use multiple layers and press the sticky sides together until no more sticky sides are showing or else they can be difficult and painful to take off in a hurry. don't ask about that either.

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[burrocrat]

ok, i have to confess. i got all our xmas shopping done 2 weeks ago but i can't quit watching late night infomercials.

all you have to do is pull the magic drawstring! then your hiney will look like an 18 year old's!

why you think it is worth maxxing out your credit card so your rear end looks like a teenager's is a whole different topic we will cover in another session.

 

[nnuut]

This:

 

[jpcavin]

This:

What is it? Is this for someone who's buns are too big?? :worried: :laugh:

 

[WorkFE]

Jet.
NNUUT, You have very good taste

 

[Buster]

=burrocrat;480949ok, i have to confess. i got all our xmas shopping done 2 weeks ago but i can't quit watching late night infomercials.

all you have to do is pull the magic drawstring! then your hiney will look like an 18 year old's!

why you think it is worth maxxing out your credit card so your rear end looks like a teenager's is a whole different topic we will cover in another session.

I can't imagine anyone wanting to give themselves a wedgy..:blink:

 

[ravensfan]

ok, i have to confess. i got all our xmas shopping done 2 weeks ago but i can't quit watching late night infomercials.

all you have to do is pull the magic drawstring! then your hiney will look like an 18 year old's!

why you think it is worth maxxing out your credit card so your rear end looks like a teenager's is a whole different topic we will cover in another session.

Hmm, I wonder if these will work on guys who suffer from old man butt? Oh well, probably just wishful thinking anyway!

 

[burrocrat]

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for xmas i want a spice rack.