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FOX News - Opinion - Opinion Posts - All wrong: In California, girls can use urinals in the boys room
them california girls must be pretty talented.
i think they got the headline wrong, it should read: 'may' use the urinals, not 'can'. there is a big difference between the right to do something and the ability to do something. without going into details, it seems to be a rare skill in my experience, just trust me on this one.
besides, who would want to? there's not even a seat to put down, and that also seems to be a big issue in my experience.
we aim to please, you aim too please.
them california girls must be pretty talented.
i think they got the headline wrong, it should read: 'may' use the urinals, not 'can'. there is a big difference between the right to do something and the ability to do something. without going into details, it seems to be a rare skill in my experience, just trust me on this one.
besides, who would want to? there's not even a seat to put down, and that also seems to be a big issue in my experience.
we aim to please, you aim too please.
burrocrat
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check this out, it's a japanese mind control bra.
FOX News - Technology - Latest Headlines - Futuristic bra only opens for 'true love'
i wish they had this kind of technology when i was a kid. apparently all you gotta do is act and say the right things long enough, and then bazoomba! free bazoombas! it works like magic, except waaaaayy better.
disclosure: i was breast-fed as a baby.
FOX News - Technology - Latest Headlines - Futuristic bra only opens for 'true love'
i wish they had this kind of technology when i was a kid. apparently all you gotta do is act and say the right things long enough, and then bazoomba! free bazoombas! it works like magic, except waaaaayy better.
disclosure: i was breast-fed as a baby.
burrocrat
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i'm fasteneighted by this electro-lingerie idea. i could hardly sleep and laid awake half the night thinking about it. i found this article with video (don't worry - safe for work) that explains it better.
'True Love Tester' Bra Unhooks Only if Feelings Are Real [Video]
the device is obviously still in the development stage, but i think after working out a few kinks it has great potential. i'm working on a cover letter to send the company offering my services as a consultant to help massage out the details. some of the problems that need adressed that i've identified so far:
a) if the bra only unclasps for love, how is a woman supposed to fasten it? does she have to stand in front of the mirror each morning and hate herself? that's not good.
b) the underwear contains sensors that transmit wirelessly to a smart phone and an app then sends the unclasp signal back to the closure mechanism when it's time to open. this raises some security concerns.
c) a jealous husband or possessive boyfriend who pays the phone bill could possibly override the phone app by installing monitoring features like smartlimits at&t has for parents of young children, selecting options such as 'only open after she has cooked supper and washed the dishes' or 'never open in the presence of other males'.
d) almost immediately after the invention of women's support undergarments, teenage boys began schemeing how to unhook them. and teenage boys are also some of the best computer and smartphone hackers. that pairing of desire and technical ability could have unintended consequences.
dd) imagine the mischief that could be caused once one had cracked the code. all you would have to do is secretly (underwirelessly) broadcast the 'open' signal via your mobile hotspot device at a large gathering of women, say like at a pta meeting or worship services, and you would instantly know which ones where wearing the true love tester bra. kinda gives new meaning to that old term "sweatin' like a whore in church", huh?
regardless of the current shortcomings, i think this invention has enormous developmental potential with proper attention to details and a little hands on tinkering.
'True Love Tester' Bra Unhooks Only if Feelings Are Real [Video]
the device is obviously still in the development stage, but i think after working out a few kinks it has great potential. i'm working on a cover letter to send the company offering my services as a consultant to help massage out the details. some of the problems that need adressed that i've identified so far:
a) if the bra only unclasps for love, how is a woman supposed to fasten it? does she have to stand in front of the mirror each morning and hate herself? that's not good.
b) the underwear contains sensors that transmit wirelessly to a smart phone and an app then sends the unclasp signal back to the closure mechanism when it's time to open. this raises some security concerns.
c) a jealous husband or possessive boyfriend who pays the phone bill could possibly override the phone app by installing monitoring features like smartlimits at&t has for parents of young children, selecting options such as 'only open after she has cooked supper and washed the dishes' or 'never open in the presence of other males'.
d) almost immediately after the invention of women's support undergarments, teenage boys began schemeing how to unhook them. and teenage boys are also some of the best computer and smartphone hackers. that pairing of desire and technical ability could have unintended consequences.
dd) imagine the mischief that could be caused once one had cracked the code. all you would have to do is secretly (underwirelessly) broadcast the 'open' signal via your mobile hotspot device at a large gathering of women, say like at a pta meeting or worship services, and you would instantly know which ones where wearing the true love tester bra. kinda gives new meaning to that old term "sweatin' like a whore in church", huh?
regardless of the current shortcomings, i think this invention has enormous developmental potential with proper attention to details and a little hands on tinkering.
burrocrat
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ok, this google ad machine is just creepy. in the 1/2 hour since i made that last post, every page i visit has banner ads showing 'get a bachelors degree' or offering me a 'ski vacation to mt. bachelor if i buy a subaru' or 'pantene beauty products and hand lotion' or 'diamond wedding rings, show her your love'.
if they know so much about me, why don't they just send over the perfect girl already? and p.s. include the pasword for the true love bra while you're at it. do you think the nsa assigns a specific analyst to your digital records, or do they pass you off among different specialists depending on areas of expertise and depravity?
if they know so much about me, why don't they just send over the perfect girl already? and p.s. include the pasword for the true love bra while you're at it. do you think the nsa assigns a specific analyst to your digital records, or do they pass you off among different specialists depending on areas of expertise and depravity?
burrocrat
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George Zimmerman to fight rapper DMX in celebrity boxing bout - CNN.com
perfect timing! now to fill out the card we just need to convince tonya harding (my favorite oregon princess) and nancy kerrigan to go at it again with batons, in spirit of the olympics and competition and all. i would pay-per-view to see that fight night.
perfect timing! now to fill out the card we just need to convince tonya harding (my favorite oregon princess) and nancy kerrigan to go at it again with batons, in spirit of the olympics and competition and all. i would pay-per-view to see that fight night.
burrocrat
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what? you mean to tell me they killed a young male giraffe just because maybe later his sister might want to screw him? where's peta when you really need them?
FOX News - World - Latest Headlines - Questions and answers about giraffe breeding
FOX News - World - Latest Headlines - Questions and answers about giraffe breeding
konakathy
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Now this is weird, and only because its in Virginia. But then again... it is Virginia. ;-)
http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/#!/newsDetail/24677504
http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/#!/newsDetail/24677504
Frixxxx
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I've been looking for a new church....
But for our brothers and sisters in Texas
http://www.kltv.com/global/story.asp?s=11159054
burrocrat
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FOX News - World - Latest Headlines - Salvador castaway never wants to see ocean again - Page 1 of 1
so this guy drifts for like a year or something, finally hits land, has psychiatrists speaking a foriegn language evaluate him, and the best excuse anyone can come up with is 'i'll never eat fish or go to the beach again, ever'?
that is messed up bigtime. dude, if your story is true then the ocean floated and fed you for what must have seemed like an eternity and all you got to return is 'go to hell you stupid freakin sea'?
what did you drink all that time sucker, your own pee? did you eat raw fish because lighting a fire in a rubber dinghy is generally bad for the rubber dinghies?
now i'm no mathmetician, but something here just don't add up.
so this guy drifts for like a year or something, finally hits land, has psychiatrists speaking a foriegn language evaluate him, and the best excuse anyone can come up with is 'i'll never eat fish or go to the beach again, ever'?
that is messed up bigtime. dude, if your story is true then the ocean floated and fed you for what must have seemed like an eternity and all you got to return is 'go to hell you stupid freakin sea'?
what did you drink all that time sucker, your own pee? did you eat raw fish because lighting a fire in a rubber dinghy is generally bad for the rubber dinghies?
now i'm no mathmetician, but something here just don't add up.
burrocrat
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FDA Will Help U.S. Food Labels Get a Much-Needed Facelift
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i'm all for giving consumers more information to help them make better nutrition choices, but something is wrong with this picture. someone is getting a lift all right, but that's not her face.
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i'm all for giving consumers more information to help them make better nutrition choices, but something is wrong with this picture. someone is getting a lift all right, but that's not her face.
burrocrat
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FOX News - Technology - Latest Headlines - Entre-pee-neurs: App lets you rent our your toilet
now why didn't i think of that? another missed opportunity to get rich quick was right in front of me the whole time and i missed it. dang it.
now why didn't i think of that? another missed opportunity to get rich quick was right in front of me the whole time and i missed it. dang it.
nnuut
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Are we getting some help? What the HELL?
[h=1]What is this mysterious aircraft filmed 'blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan'? Footage shows 'UFO' blasting terrorists' encampment[/h]
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[h=1]What is this mysterious aircraft filmed 'blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan'? Footage shows 'UFO' blasting terrorists' encampment[/h]
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userque
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The following is quoted from the comments to the same exact article
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Swinbag, Chernarus, United Kingdom, 19 hours ago
It's fake - the original was posted in 2007 and you can clearly hear the fighter jet bombing the area in question - the video above has conveniently edited that out though. Search for "US fighter jet destroys car bomb factory" on YouTube - It took me 30 seconds to find this DM; whatever you are paying the people that come up with this rubbish, it's almost certainly too much.
sparky, Manchester, United Kingdom, 19 hours ago
youre entirely correct
thebricklayer, Manchester, United Kingdom, 19 hours ago
Excellent contribution, just seen the original footage from Iraq. I guess we'll have to wait longer for the actual TR3B to be unveiled. Thanks
F.Heinemann, London, 18 hours ago
It was obviously something to do with the Americans in one way or another.
mmarie, Cape Coral, United States, 17 hours ago
Yep, same video with obvious editing. The video posted here has been zoomed in and mirrored. Same three trees and what looks like a brown box in front of them. Audio has been edited to remove the voices yelling "holy $#!÷" etc... I bet the person who wrote the article is feeling like a dummy right now.
mybachelor.co.uk, manchester, United Kingdom, 11 hours ago
You're right, I've just checked for myself, goes to show a lot of articles are pure BS
eoutlaw, Earth, 7 hours ago
You're right, and nice research. This site is full of click-bait. If it isn't "Look at this woman and what she is/isn't wearing and how horribly/great she is wearing it!" it is "Look at this weird happening that is 99.9% untrue." You could work for them, man/woman.
You're right, I've just checked for myself, goes to show a lot of articles are pure BS
eoutlaw, Earth, 7 hours ago
You're right, and nice research. This site is full of click-bait. If it isn't "Look at this woman and what she is/isn't wearing and how horribly/great she is wearing it!" it is "Look at this weird happening that is 99.9% untrue." You could work for them, man/woman.
burrocrat
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ok, i've pretty much stayed away from this thread for a while because, well quite frankly, all the news seems weird anymore. but this takes the cake.
so i was reading about financial news because i want more money, and about hacking because i spend a lot of time on the computer, well phone but same thing anymore, and i came across this gem on doomberg.
UglyGorilla Hacker Left Tracks, U.S. Cyber-Hunters Say - Bloomberg
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now pay close attention to that poster in the upper left. the fbi apparently wants 'wang dong'. no kidding. you're a little late to the party fbi. half the world wants wang dong. more than half if you live in san francisco.
what kind of news article is that anyways? wang dong? it's got to be a joke, right? surely they can't be serious. wang dong? you can't make this stuff up.
the trouble isn't unwelcome digital intrusions, or even that they want wang dong. it seems to me they're unhappy because they aren't getting enough of it.
so i was reading about financial news because i want more money, and about hacking because i spend a lot of time on the computer, well phone but same thing anymore, and i came across this gem on doomberg.
UglyGorilla Hacker Left Tracks, U.S. Cyber-Hunters Say - Bloomberg
View attachment 29113
now pay close attention to that poster in the upper left. the fbi apparently wants 'wang dong'. no kidding. you're a little late to the party fbi. half the world wants wang dong. more than half if you live in san francisco.
what kind of news article is that anyways? wang dong? it's got to be a joke, right? surely they can't be serious. wang dong? you can't make this stuff up.
the trouble isn't unwelcome digital intrusions, or even that they want wang dong. it seems to me they're unhappy because they aren't getting enough of it.
Handballer
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[h=1]Man Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In Rectum[/h]The Huffington Post | By Andres Jauregui
Posted: 08/12/2014 12:18 pm EDT Updated: 08/13/2014 5:59 pm EDT
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A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum, a coroner's inquest heard Tuesday. Nigel Willis, who was unemployed and lived with his elderly mother, was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on Dec. 30, 2013 after the sex toy got stuck inside him for five days.
Willis, who was diabetic, became progressively weaker, and was unable to move from his couch during that time. He only sought assistance after a friend learned of the problem and begged him to get help.
Doctors said that the vibrator had perforated the man's bowel. Willis developed septic shock and suffered multiple organ failure, the coroner ruled. His condition deteriorated over a lengthy stay in the ICU. He died Feb. 7.
"The main cause of death clearly is just the abdomen injury -- the injury to the bowel," Assistant Coroner for inner-south London Sarah Ormand-Walshe said, according to the Daily Mail.
Posted: 08/12/2014 12:18 pm EDT Updated: 08/13/2014 5:59 pm EDT
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A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum, a coroner's inquest heard Tuesday. Nigel Willis, who was unemployed and lived with his elderly mother, was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on Dec. 30, 2013 after the sex toy got stuck inside him for five days.
Willis, who was diabetic, became progressively weaker, and was unable to move from his couch during that time. He only sought assistance after a friend learned of the problem and begged him to get help.
Doctors said that the vibrator had perforated the man's bowel. Willis developed septic shock and suffered multiple organ failure, the coroner ruled. His condition deteriorated over a lengthy stay in the ICU. He died Feb. 7.
"The main cause of death clearly is just the abdomen injury -- the injury to the bowel," Assistant Coroner for inner-south London Sarah Ormand-Walshe said, according to the Daily Mail.
