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coffee cups are for coffee and tin foil is for hats, ain't no way i'm mixing up that lesson again, it cost me a perfectly good microwave and singed ears last time. bacon bowls it is for me. i can't hardly wait for xmas, or the fed ex gal, whichever comes first. i hope she likes bacon.
 
did you know that when the zombie apacolypse happens and you find a can of tuna in your recently deceased neighbor's closet that you can open it using concrete?

[video]http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4372906/?ir=Arts[/video]
 
Doctor knows breast: Microsoft working on a 'smart bra' to help stop emotional binge eating | Fox News

The ‘smart bra’ is fitted with sensors that monitor real-time bio-signals such as heart rate and respiration, which are key emotional signs Microsoft has identified prior to an emotional binge, and will intervene.It then streams the data via Bluetooth to a mobile phone, alerting the wearer that the chance of stress-related eating is about to occur.

if you don't have a smart phone yet you better get one quick before technology passes you by. pretty soon we will all be wearing smart underwear.

i know they say it will alert your phone via bluetooth, but i'm getting my resume ready for when they advertise the voice over work. i could be the next siri!
 
FOX News - Technology - Latest Headlines - The iDad is here

"Lock your iPad device inside the case to protect from dribbles and drool. Play and learning are at baby's fingertips, with free apps you can download for your iPad," the company's product listing on Amazon gushes.The $79.99 seat is also "designed with a 3 point restraint for safety" - and to make sure junior can't escape.

what will they think of next? it's like the matrix only they don't plug you in, just strap you down. or like a clockwork orange but they don't clasp your eyelids open, just make the content is so interesting you can't shut them.

plus, what better way to introduce baby to the intelligence community? now nsa can build a database of baby's location and viewing habits before the little bundle of joy knows where it's at or even that it has habits.
 
BREAKING: Scientists say dogs align along earth’s north-south axis when pooping. The Great Mystery is finally solved!:blink:

2:10 AM 01/04/2014

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Read more: Scientists say dogs align along earth's axis when pooping | The Daily Caller
 
do they mean the horizontal axis, nose points north and the tail aligns south? what do dogs do in australia? does the deposit coil counter-clockwise like the water in a toilet bowl swirls? or do they mean the vertical axis, orifice down and peak of pile up? we on the flat surface tend to think of directions as 2-d, this way or that. but really the earth is a sphere, our connection to the axis is 3-d and variable relative to position.

after that it gets confusing to me. all i know is if 2 dogs are pooping, i want to be the one on top.
 
Nose to the North tail to the South. I don't know about the clockwise counterclockwise thing, I'll have to keep an eye out for that one.:D eye5.gif
 
Nobody told my dogs.

Dixie goes in multiple directions- but mostly facing west.

Must study this more closely.
 

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More information on Dog Magnetic Field orientation while Pooping!:sick:
Dogs are sensitive to small variations of the Earth’s magnetic field


Conclusions

We demonstrate, for the first time (a) magnetic sensitivity
in dogs, (b) a measurable,
predictable behavioral reaction upon natural magnetic field (MF) fluctuation in a mammal,

and (c) high sensitivity to small changes in polarity, rather than
in intensity, of the MF. Our
findings open new horizons in magnetoreception research. The newly introduced animal

model (dog), paradigm (alignment during excretion) and parameter
(relative declination
change) open new horizons for biomagnetic research. Particularly
the findings that already
small fluctuations in Earth’s magnetic field elicit a behavioral response and the fact that

“normal” magnetic conditions under which dogs express their orientation behavior
occur only
in about 30 % of all cases call for caution. When extrapolated upon other
animals and other
experiments and observations on animal magnetoreception, this might explain the non-replicability of many findings and high scatter in others.
Behavioral scientists need to revise

their former experiments and observations and consider the phenomenon in their current and

future experiments. The phenomenon challenges biophysicists to formulate testable

hypotheses for mechanisms responsible for magnetoreception of inconsistencies of the

direction of the MF direction. Finally, it forces biologists and physicians to seriously

reconsider effects magnetic storms might pose on organisms.

http://www.frontiersinzoology.com/content/pdf/1742-9994-10-80.pdf
 
dennis rodman is ballin' in north korea. as far as i'm concerned he already earned his special place in hell for his contributions to the bulls vs. jazz michael jordan cyborg debacle. but the worm better be careful or he might arrive at his destination early, i hear if you tick kim off he'll feed you to the dogs. you know what they about dancing with the devil...

FOX News - World - Latest Headlines - Rodman sings happy birthday to North Korean leader - Page 1 of 1

Rodman dedicated the game Wednesday to his "best friend" Kim, who along with his wife and other senior officials and their wives watched from a special seating area.

The capacity crowd of about 14,000 clapped loudly as Rodman sang a verse from the birthday song

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3_HbPKOos8
 
Rodman????? If you're going to be Stupid you gotta be Tough.
 
dennis rodman is ballin' in north korea. as far as i'm concerned he already earned his special place in hell for his contributions to the bulls vs. jazz michael jordan cyborg debacle. but the worm better be careful or he might arrive at his destination early, i hear if you tick kim off he'll feed you to the dogs. you know what they about dancing with the devil...

FOX News - World - Latest Headlines - Rodman sings happy birthday to North Korean leader - Page 1 of 1



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3_HbPKOos8

Jordan's push-off on Bryon Russell still pisses me off.

As far as Rodman and his new best buddie, anything that sticks a thumb in the eye of our commander and his idiotic "pivot toward Asia" works for me. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, no?
 
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