TSP Jail

Weather is decent here (for now) but the election mail is NUTS! Got 4 coverages waiting for me tomorrow. Hey, I just do what they tell me. Got 8 hr restrictions. F-em. Have a nice day! lol!
 
Hey, keep it down. I gotta work tomorrow.

Ha Ha ! So do I dude. We just got hit by a Cat 1 hurricane on Fri/Sat. Not fun delivering mail in all the downpour...I'm just grateful we didn't have the winds. I'm hoping the mail is light tomorrow. I don't recover from partying as easily as I did when I was younger. :D
 
Nothing happened. It was a cool place to unwind and let loose. Lots of upright folks now a days that don't know how to have fun.
 
Hey Burro, why don't you take your watch for a spin around the cell block? I know it's water resistant and all but just don't drop the soap! :D
 
Thanks for the party idea, BC! I haven't been to a Friday night party since ... well, never mind.

I know there weren't many chips in that pot to buy goodies with, so I brought some lemon poppyseed quickbread. And if you'd rather have the almond flavor, here is some Di Saronno. And last but not least, some Bud for the Captain of this team.


Well, hmmmmm, this is my usual luck. Got to the party late and the only one who is here is the janitor with the push broom. We'll miss you, Captain.
 
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public service announcement:

tspjail is looking for an interim management team, effective immediately, no qualifications necessary, but you'll need to work out the details amongst yourselves and with corporate headquarters. the keys are on the table over there next to the note.

i've decided to focus more on growing my individual investments and less on this foolish feelanthropy.

thank you, good night.

note: the things I’ve worked for don’t seem to be continuing in a way that would make it good for me to work here anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Yp2L6c2KM
 
folks i got some bad news, it appears the auditor can't make no sense of the books over here either. it turns out their were some duplicate id's doled out, and a whole lot of cards on backorder for which payment was recieved but no discernible action taken. i regret to inform you that the gootspjf cards will not be issued. but you can rest assured your full $0 purchase price will be returned on account, you know, on a count of moral bankrutpcy. let the liquidation proceedings begin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDzL_WU3mmE
 
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