things that nobody says anymore

[burrocrat]

You have to admit, self adhesive postage stamps, was a great Idea. :laugh:

i remember when those came out, it took me forever to learn they tasted even worse than the regular kind. which is why i hardly ever say 'lick it and stick it' anymore.

 

[burrocrat]

Sounds like a midnight acquisition. Just check for camera surveillance.

i thought about that, but immediately recognized the ethical and moral conflicts that would cause me by stealing. also live in a town of 500 folks and there are no secrets. none. besides, i already asked the owners and the local telecom guy (who would also be the one to hook it up if i got it running again) so i will just have to keep pursuing legal means of aquisition.

 

[nnuut]

Just treat strangers with respect.

 

[konakathy]

"where's the beef?"

 

[konakathy]

"be kind and rewind"

 

[exnavyew]

I recall when people had 'thoughtful' political discussions and discussed the merits and drawbacks of various ideas and issues with mutual respect. Even if vigorous it was usually civil. Nowadays it's usually ' I'm right, you're wrong and here's why' type of exchanges. Maybe that's why Congress has been in gridlock mode for years. Sad.

 

[konakathy]

"you just wait until your father gets home!"

"wipe that smart-a$$ grin off your face before I do it for you!" ..... i haven't heard that in a long time.

 

[konakathy]

"do you like bacon? wanna strip?"

 

[ravensfan]

"Hope and change".

 

[burrocrat]

"wipe that smart-a$$ grin off your face before I do it for you!" ..... i haven't heard that in a long time.

what a coincidence, i've been wanting to tell you that for a long time.

 

[userque]

"Pump the gas pedal a few times, then try to start it." ... [pre-Throttle Body Injection/Fuel Injection]
"Pump your brakes." ... [pre-ABS brakes]

 

[WorkFE]

Can you check the oil and clean the windshield.

 

[Blarney]

Fill er up!!

 

[nnuut]

Don't make me come back there!

 

[wam88]

"Handy as a pocket on your shirt."

 

[ravensfan]

"Handy as a pocket on your shirt."

Hey what's wrong with that? It's where I hide the M&Ms for my grand baby!:smashfreakB:

 

[sniper]

"playing nintendo"

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

"thank you" (ma'am or sir).

nobody ever says that anymore.

i used to walk down to the electric company and write a check out to the lady at the counter.

what is a check? what is a counter? what is walking?

now the website only accepts credit cards and makes me push the 'submit' button to pay. these details are not lost on me.

Don't forget to press 1 for English. Don't get me started... :soapbox:

 

[dougscott]

Can I help you find a specific book or you can look through the card catalog. Your familiar with the Dewey Decimal System?

 

[RealMoneyIssues]

Might have already been posted, but I am too lazy to go back and read...

My Mom sayin' "do that one more time and I am going to knock you into the middle of next week."