THIS IS A JOKE (maybe)
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Mike was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret named "DaVinci's Decadent Dance Den" and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Mike aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said,"He works for the Democratic National Committee and
is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."