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[burrocrat]

obviously both you sistahs could use a good spanking.

funny girls huh? i bet it's been too long since you been bent over a knee.

 

[burrocrat]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery,
since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for
"medium," and $14,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged
him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man
called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor
cameback into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

at least she knows where she belongs.

 

[jpcavin]

What's so screwy about that?

Nothing screwy at all. I was making a point. Whereas a man gets pleasure from spanking a woman.....women get more use and satisfaction from a well designed kitchen.

 

[jpcavin]

at least she knows where she belongs.

I wouldn't say "belong" but there's certainly more there to amuse us.

 

[konakathy]

Nothing screwy at all. I was making a point. Whereas a man gets pleasure from spanking women.....women get more use and satisfaction from a well designed kitchen.

Egggggactly!!!

 

[burrocrat]

Nothing screwy at all. I was making a point. Whereas a man gets pleasure from spanking women.....women get more use and satisfaction from a well designed kitchen.

2 things:

1, unbeknownst to most women, men design kitchens to be good for spanking.

2, i'm glad you like it honey.

and a 3rd thing: boys, it is usually ok to spank a 'woman' (singular) they like it like that. but it is almost never a good idea to try spanking 'women' (plural) as they will gang up on you and you'll be sorry.

 

[burrocrat]

I wouldn't say "belong" but there's certainly more there to amuse us.

either you ended up with one sorry assed man, or else you got one hell of a kitchen.

 

[jpcavin]

either you ended up with one sorry assed man, or else you got one hell of a kitchen.

Or maybe I was speaking about the men who believe women should be spanked as a means to "keep them in line".

 

[burrocrat]

Or maybe I was speaking about the men who believe women should be spanked as a means to "keep them in line".

oh. well if that's what you maybe meant, why didn't you just say so? men are usually not good at tricks and puzzles.

 

[jpcavin]

oh. well if that's what you maybe meant, why didn't you just say so? men are usually not good at tricks and puzzles.

And then there's some that are good for nothing.

 

[burrocrat]

note to self: self, ya shouda seen this comin' from a mile away.

 

[konakathy]

I don't know, Sis, the picture of the guy who's remodeling your kitchen doesn't look sorry to me.

More like ... win win.

 

[jpcavin]

note to self: self, ya shouda seen this comin' from a mile away.

Yep.

 

[jpcavin]

Hey Donkey, how about sending me a shiny round of silver for winning this one?

 

[konakathy]

note to self: self, ya shouda seen this comin' from a mile away.

oh, puleez! You knew this was coming. You also knew that this was the only way you were getting spanked tonight.

 

[burrocrat]

you're next chubby.

http://www.tsptalk.com/mb/entertainment/6347-black-humor-red-days.html#post480066

 

[burrocrat]

Hey Donkey, how about sending me a shiny round of silver for winning this one?

i don't think the game's over yet. but you can send me all the silver you want, gotta buy some first though.

http://www.tsptalk.com/mb/site-news-announcements/19798-tsp-talk-silver-coins-rounds.html#post480307

 

[jpcavin]

i don't think the game's over yet. but you can send me all the silver you want, gotta buy some first though.

http://www.tsptalk.com/mb/site-news-announcements/19798-tsp-talk-silver-coins-rounds.html#post480307

Actually, you should send Buster a round of silver. He's the real winner. He set the bait and watched from a distance.

 

[RealMoneyIssues]

Wedding cake does that to men too....:toung:

Ouch, totally missed this response... good one :nuts:

 

[burrocrat]

http://youtu.be/Zf63cxtJV_U

'Don't Jerk and Drive', Ummm, 'Pulled Off' the Air by State Officials

The message was there, but with the 6th grade boys mentality of so many people, the South Dakota Department of Transportation’s new winter safe driving campaign as ended, prematurely.