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[nnuut]

He should eat the skin to. Strange, his head looks like a Russet.

 

[userque]

Australian Man Vows to Keep Potato-Only Diet for a Year



yeah, but just try placing an ad on craigslist for that...

Re: Breastmilk

Just recently watch nightline? where selling human breast milk (online) is a thing now. However, 87% of their samples had excessive bacterial counts.

 

[burrocrat]

Re: Breastmilk

Just recently watch nightline? where selling human breast milk (online) is a thing now. However, 87% of their samples had excessive bacterial counts.

pffft. i'm pretty sure every breast milk dispenser i ever met had bacteria on it. it's not like we met in a hospital or something. don't you people ever LIVE! holy crap. are you sure it is ok to feel good? freak. bunch of freakin saints. i ain't never gonna get laid in this crowd.

 

[burrocrat]

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/19/why-does-a-pregnancy-test-need-bluetooth.html

But the news earlier this year that First Response was launching a Bluetooth-enabled pregnancy kit had us scratching our head. Why does a relatively simple yes/no test, which requires you to pee on a stick, need to be connected to your phone or tablet?

so do you just pee on your phone or tablet? is that how it works? crazy.

 

[nnuut]

[h=1]Mobile phones are 'cooking' men's sperm[/h] [h=2]Study finds sperm levels of men who kept their phones in their pocket during the day were quite seriously affected in 47 per cent of cases[/h]
Fertility experts are warning man that using a mobile for as little as an hour a day is "cooking sperm" and lowering level significantly.


The new study shows that having a mobile phone close to the testicles - or within a foot or two of the body - can lower sperm levels so much that conceiving could be difficult.

The findings have led to a leading British fertility expert to advise men to stop being addicted to mobile phones.


"If you wear a suit to work put the mobile in your chest pocket instead of close to your testes. It will reduce the risk of your sperm count dropping or dropping so much."
Prof Gedis Grudzinskas

The study - by highly respected specialists - found that sperm levels of men who kept their phones in their pocket during the day were seriously affected in 47 per cent of cases compare to just 11 per cent in the general population. [more]
Mobile phones are 'cooking' men's sperm - Telegraph

 

[burrocrat]

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/22/thai-princess-gets-40k-toilet-built-for-her-royal-visit.html

A toilet that reportedly costs up to $40,000 has been built for the personal use of Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn of Thailand for her three-day visit to Cambodia, according to The Guardian.
Located near Yeak Lom lake in Ratanakiri province, the freestanding outhouse is more like a royal throne as it is fully air conditioned and took two weeks to build. It measures 8 square meters and was made with special imported materials from Thailand.

a $40,000 outhouse? now that's squattin in tall cotton.

 

[userque]

Mere months after Health Ranger jokes about 'trans species' claims, a Norwegian woman says she's a cat trapped in a human body - NaturalNews.com

"... A Norwegian woman who now goes by the name of "Nano," says she might look like a human being, but she's actually a cat. A genetic defect, Nano says, is what's responsible for her not having been born with feline ears, a tail and fur. But inside, she knows her true identity. ..."

 

[k0nkuzh0n]

Age Differences Advice and Dating Relationship Tips for People 50 and ... - AARP



i have dated young women, and uhh how should i say this, uhh, women with more experience (no not that kind), and i have to tell you i have been universally confused by and failed with them all. strange and unique creatures, every one. probably the greatest insight i have in regards to women is that they make great mechanics. they are always fixing something, even when it is not broken, they have this innate desire to fix things. and they make good troubleshooters too, they can find something wrong before you even knew something is wrong.

best advice i have is next time you are due for an oil change, try to pick the stall with the female technician if you want the lube job done right.

oh, and don't be afraid to compliment them either, tell them what they are good at, they like honesty.

Based on your logic, won't that female technician also come out of the oil change with a laundry list of problems you need to fix on your car?

This might explain my experience every time I get my car inspected in PA...

 

[burrocrat]

Based on your logic, won't that female technician also come out of the oil change with a laundry list of problems you need to fix on your car?

This might explain my experience every time I get my car inspected in PA...

not if you tip her right.

 

[k0nkuzh0n]

not if you tip her right.

seems kind of backwards to give the base pay first, then the tip :thinking:

 

[jpcavin]

 

[userque]

What's really in the water at the community swimming pool? Microbes from inside the rectums of other swimmers! - NaturalNews.com

"... If you thought chlorine would take care of germs, you're ... partially right. But some single-cell bacteria, like Giardia and Cryptosporidium, don't mind the chlorine. These parasites are the leading factor in world-wide pool-related illnesses associated with the digestive tract. Their protective outer-layer allows Giardia and Crypto to survive in pool water for up to 10 days, which is plenty of time to meet new acquaintances. ..."

 

[userque]

Man becomes math savant after violent attack alters his brain - NaturalNews.com

"Ever since the beginning of civilization as we know it, savants have fascinated us with their remarkable creative or intellectual abilities. Albeit very rare, savants have often changed the way we view the world, our arts or our sciences, and have therefore played an absolutely essential part in the evolution of mankind. Some of them were born with their brilliant talents. Others, however, acquired them later in life. ..."

 

[nnuut]

What's really in the water at the community swimming pool? Microbes from inside the rectums of other swimmers! - NaturalNews.com

"... If you thought chlorine would take care of germs, you're ... partially right. But some single-cell bacteria, like Giardia and Cryptosporidium, don't mind the chlorine. These parasites are the leading factor in world-wide pool-related illnesses associated with the digestive tract. Their protective outer-layer allows Giardia and Crypto to survive in pool water for up to 10 days, which is plenty of time to meet new acquaintances. ..."

Come to my pool I never had anyone get sick in it for 18 years, might be because I p*s* in it every day, uric acid kills germs. :laugh:

 

[jpcavin]

Steve Grand Says Yes to Being Gay Marine's Date to Marine Ball | Out Magazine

 

[burrocrat]

Mexican city launches 'sexiest police force in world' made up of young women | Fox News Latino

“Our plan is to give a sense of responsibility, but also of confidence,” Chief Flores said. “We don’t discourage our officers from flirting, as it lets tourists leave Acapulco with a good impression."

If you’re thinking the pilot program is just a touch Chauvinistic, Flores denies it vehemently, and it he can prove it too. "It’s not sexist," he said. "We have fat chicks, too.”

what a unique culture they must have down there. someday I plan to visit.

 

[burrocrat]

[video]http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/wife-carrying-champs-do-it-again/vi-AAgvl6y?ocid=spartanntp[/video]

you got to hand it to the last place guy carrying two of them, is he a polygamist? that can't be easy. buy why are they all facing the wrong way?

 

[nnuut]

I've heard if a Over the Shoulder Bolder Holder but this is much different.

 

[FogSailing]

Leave it to the British to do something so novel.. so Keep Calm and Carry Her On"...tea and bisquits anyone..

FS

 

[burrocrat]

Hollywood mountain lion may have killed koala at Los Angeles Zoo | Fox News

A famous Hollywood mountain lion is the chief suspect in a grisly crime.Los Angeles Zoo officials say a koala went missing on March 3 and its bloody, partially eaten remains were found a short time later found outside the zoo.

It's a lonely life with little chance of finding a mate. Cougars typically need ranges of 75 to 200 square miles for hunting and breeding, while P-22's habitat is around 8 square miles.