A day and a time in retirement:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on
the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As
I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up
from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the
car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under
the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going
to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the
bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one
check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the
house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking. I'm going to
look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't
accidentally knock it over. The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in
the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a
vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye -- they need water. I put the
Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching
for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going
to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a
container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the
kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking
for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide
to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers . I
pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I
set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I
head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: The car isn't
washed. The bills aren't paid. There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the
counter. The flowers don't have enough water. There is still only 1 check in my
check book. I can't find the remote. I can't find my glasses. And I don't
remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why
nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn
day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to
get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.