Quotes: Post Your Favorites

[Buster]

Wow, you got that one wrong.

Go ahead..Make my Day!!!

 

[tsptalk]

And sometimes if you PUT too! :toung:

Lady

:laugh: I guess that's another option. :laugh:

 

[James48843]

Go ahead..Make my Day!!!

I know what you're thinking.

"Did he fire six shots or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk?

 

[XL-entLady]

"Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's razor

Lady

 

[Buster]

"If you can't dazzle them with intelligence, baffle them with BS."

I do the latter a lot...

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

I know what you're thinking.

"Did he fire six shots or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk?

I gots ta know!

 

[Buster]

i gots ta know!

"click"

 

[Silverbird]

"Be careful what you wish for, you may get it."

Earliest reference I could find: There are a number of versions of this quote and it is attributed to a number of sources such as in the story the Monkey's Paw, which is a classic horror story apparently written by W.W. Jacobs,, first appearing in Harpers Monthly in 1902. The story begins with a quotation "Be careful what you wish for, you may receive it" - unfortunately attributed by the author to Anonymous.

"An insult is like a drink. It only affects you if you accept it."
Glory Road, Robert Heinlein (probably not the original author of the quote)

 

[XL-entLady]

White's statement:

"Don't lose heart."

Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:

"...they might want to cut it out ...."

Byrd's Addition to Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:

"...and they want to avoid a lengthy search."

:laugh:


And on a less joking note:

"Most folks are as happy as they make their minds up to be." - Abraham Lincoln


Lady

 

[James48843]

"click"

#1:








#2:

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[Buster]

#1:








#2:

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Oh yeah, I forgot... and.."BANG!!"

 

[jimijr]

Fun Quotes

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. -- James Thurber

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. -- Bertrand Russel

Don't be humble. You're not that great. --Golda Meir

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to chemistry or physics. -- H. L. Mencken

There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it. -- Cicero

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. -- Unknown

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. -- John W. Raper

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. -- Lily Tomlin

Suppose you were an idiot, and a Congressman. But, I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the field to private industy. -- Joseph Heller

Gaiety is the outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. -- Joseph Stalin

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presly.

Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. -- Garrison Keillor

Ninety percent of everything is crap. -- Ted Sturgeon

If we knew waht we were doing, we wouldn't call it research. -- Albert Einstein

 

[OBGibby]

"If ever there was a time to save, it's now. When a dog gets a bone he don't go out and make the first payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got." --American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)

 

[Silverbird]

"It's not so much how busy you are but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted." - Marie O'Conner

 

[nnuut]

HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!!!!

 

[XL-entLady]

"You've seen what goodness does. It breeds intolerance, rigidity, the belief that because I'm right those who don't believe exactly as I do are wrong and must change. We don't need good. We need balance."

Said by one of the characters in a book by L. E. Modesitt. A book from his "Recluse" series. But I didn't write down which book when I wrote the quote down and now I can't remember which book the quote came from. :embarrest:

But just think about the quote for a minute. Please.

Lady

 

[RunningFool]

“There aren't enough days in the weekend.”

 

[Buster]

"Oh Reeally?"

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

The end is nigh!

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

"No matter how hard you try, you can't polish a turd."

Mythbusters proved that it can be done, though why one would want to is beyond me.