I feel just like this guy!!
It's like this everywhere!!:nuts:
Edited version:
Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office
Dear Mr. Minister:
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe
this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that
I bought a t.v. Cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government
is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you
guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the Income for the past 30 years. It is on my health Insurance card,
my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all
those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being
allowed off the planes over the last 30 years,and all those insufferable census
forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once
and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is
Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that Ever changed between now and when I
die!!!!!! ****!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you and me,I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to
my House,then you ask me for my oppsin' address. What is going on? You have
a Gang of Neanderthal a$$holes workin' there! Look at my damn picture.
Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for ****
sakes. I just want to go and park my a$$ on a sandy Beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a **** whether I plan on
visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something
weird to a chicken or a goat, believe me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another oppsin'
copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!!! Would it be so
complicated to have all the services in the same spot to
assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo,that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us
running all over the oppsin' place like chickens with our heads cut off,
then find some a$$hole to confirm that it's really me on the goddaRn picture-
you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (oppsin'Morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
Signed -An Irate oppsing
Canadian Citizen.
P.S.
Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm
that it's me? Well, my forefathers took up arms against the Americans.
I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang. I was aide-de-camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.
However,I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am you know,
someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST oppsing CHINAA