new year's resolutions

[burrocrat]

i have a bunch of resolutions, but i can't say most of them on a family channel. i can tell you this though...

i am going to try to cuss a lot less,
i am going to try to not think about boobs so much,
and i am going to not place such high value on making big money or a quick score.

after i accomplish all that, will somebody please prop me up beside the jukebox because it ain't gonna be much fun anymore anyways.

 

[RealMoneyIssues]

No, because I never complete them... so why bother.

 

[burrocrat]

do you make resolutions for the new year? what are they?