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I hate to even post this funny beings I was labled a woman hater in another thread, but it is too funny.:D Got this email from Dad.

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is f avored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
 
Birchtree said:
The good news is that a small breasted woman who has a high testosterone level is great in you know where. Take it from a salty dog that knows.
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True..But there is also Large breasted women that have high testosterone levels as well, but are lacking in the you know where or the you know how..;)
 
The good news is that a small breasted woman who has a high testosterone level is great in you know where. Take it from a salty dog that knows.
 
I used to be a sports guy but I kinda gave it up after the baseball strike and all of that recent BS on the basketball courts. I watch the Superbowl and the Indy 500 and the NFL playoffs if my team is in them ( go 'Skins! ).
 
Fivetears said:
Except when they're on the ground, snuggled up tight, trying to tune each others meat whistle. :mad:
Very boring. Here's how you deal with the MMA Showmen; Don't need no stinkin' cage..
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Reminded me of the Indiana Jones movie when a very colorful, sword
wheeling, bad guy starts to thrust his sword to and fro. Indy gives him
about five seconds of fame, turns his head in bordom, whips out his
trusty revolver and blows the show-off away. (NICE) ! ;)

I can imagine the arena looking like a mosh-pit if the wrong dude wins ! :blink:
 
XL-entLady said:
Thanks for the grin, Buster!

My husband says that shopping is another big gender difference. He says shopping goes back to our hunter/gatherer past. Women want to pick a blouse by looking at every shrub on the whole hillside to make sure she is getting the very best one. Men want to kill the first shirt they see and drag it back to the cave. :laugh:

Lady
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To sum it up, WOMEN SHOP, MEN BUY!

4 in 2,000,000,000

Gave up on sports when my son went to college. I focus more on retirement and yard work. One's mindful, the other mindless!:cool:
 
I've got a date with my Dad on Sept 6th when Notre Dame opens against SDSU. From that date on, you'll know how we'll be spending our Saturday afternoon's.

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Saw this on Saturday morning wrestling when it first aired. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think to see it again.
Everyone's got a price... for the Million Dollar Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUaqI8zkBgM
 
nnuut said:
Oh, I do watch Octogon fighting, love to watch those guys beat the crap out of each other, thats is real fighting!!:suspicious:
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Except when they're on the ground, snuggled up tight, trying to tune each others meat whistle. :mad:
Very boring. Here's how you deal with the MMA Showmen; Don't need no stinkin' cage.

 
Birchtree said:
The only sports I watch on a rare occasion is wrestling - we call it gay bashing around my house - but it sure is fun. Been watching some of the guys since 1972. What a great bunch of players.
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Ivan Putski vs. Gorilla Monsoon
The Iron Shiek vs. Ivan Koloff
Jimmy Snuka vs. Rowdy Rody Piper
Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant
Stone Cold vs. The Rock

From the neighborhood High School Gymnasium, all the way to
Madison Square Garden. Entertainment done so well, that it
started a controversy over; "was it was real or was it fake". ;)
 
Oh, I do watch Octogon fighting, love to watch those guys beat the crap out of each other, thats is real fighting!!:suspicious:
 
The only sports I watch on a rare occasion is wrestling - we call it gay bashing around my house - but it sure is fun. Been watching some of the guys since 1972. What a great bunch of players.
 
I'm big into sports too. I'm guessing some therapist can tell me that it fills some missing void in my life such as love, acceptance, or because daddy never hugged me. Given the choice, I'll still take the sports. :)
 
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