Men things

[Buster]

http://www.wyomingcompanion.com/cowboy_poetry/wccp13.html#sometimes

Can't help it, Buster came to mind. Course, if any of the rest of my cherished men friends here resemble the story, feel free to speak right up! :laugh:

Not me at all you see..I'll have nothing to do with a woman that has more testosterone then me...

 

[DrFaustus]

I used to be a sports guy but I kinda gave it up after the baseball strike and all of that recent BS on the basketball courts. I watch the Superbowl and the Indy 500 and the NFL playoffs if my team is in them ( go 'Skins! ).

 

[Frixxxx]

.......I watch the Superbowl ...the NFL playoffs if my team is in them ( go 'Skins! ).

Don't see much football, do you????:laugh:

 

[Birchtree]

The good news is that a small breasted woman who has a high testosterone level is great in you know where. Take it from a salty dog that knows.

 

[luv2read]

The good news is that a small breasted woman who has a high testosterone level is great in you know where. Take it from a salty dog that knows.

Hmm...making money isn't the only thing Birch knows about.

 

[Buster]

The good news is that a small breasted woman who has a high testosterone level is great in you know where. Take it from a salty dog that knows.

True..But there is also Large breasted women that have high testosterone levels as well, but are lacking in the you know where or the you know how..

 

[Show-me]

I hate to even post this funny beings I was labled a woman hater in another thread, but it is too funny. Got this email from Dad.

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is f avored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

[Buster]

LOL..Good one..


I luv women.......In the kitchen and bedroom..:toung:

 

[XL-entLady]

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

ROFL! Good one!

I'd read it to my husband but I can't get him to quit switching TV channels long enough to listen. Men don't want to know what is on television, they want to know what ELSE is on television. :laugh: :laugh:

Mars and Venus. Mars and Venus! :nuts:

Better go steam press a business suit now ....

Lady

 

[Show-me]

O' no that sound like work or going to work. Have a good day.

 

[CountryBoy]

Good one, that will be circulated arounf the office. :laugh:

CB

 

[James48843]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? ​

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?​

Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?​

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?​

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?​

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?​

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?​

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[James48843]

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?​

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?​

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? ​

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?​

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?​

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' ​

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? ​

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?​

 

[FUTURESTRADER]

Originally Posted by Dr Faustus
.......I watch the Superbowl ...the NFL playoffs if my team is in them ( go 'Skins! ).

Don't see much football, do you????:laugh:

Lookin like Doc might be watchin a little more this year, eh Doc..(go 'Skins')

 

[Buster]

And for the biggest WHY question of all..

Why is there Braile Buttons at a Drive through ATM?

 

[DrFaustus]

And for the biggest WHY question of all..

Why is there Braile Buttons at a Drive through ATM?

LOL!!! Great question, Buster!

 

[Buster]

Okay..testing the HUMOR BUTTON...This is a thread called "men things"..after all..

If anyone is offended, sorry, not trying to..please delete it MODS if it is too much..no pun intented

 

[Frixxxx]

And for the biggest WHY question of all..

Why is there Braile Buttons at a Drive through ATM?

Because men are SO LAZY that they only designed one type of button for ALL ATMs, drive-through or walk up!

 

[Buster]

Because men are SO LAZY

Speaking for yourself, I see...:laugh:

Okay then, WHY is there Mail Boxes outside of post offices?..I mean, that's like taking a pee outside your bathroom door..

 

[Frixxxx]

Speaking for yourself, I see...:laugh:

Okay then, WHY is there Mail Boxes outside of post offices?..I mean, that's like taking a pee outside your bathroom door..

I default to the SO LAZY, to walk into a building!!!!