How will you spend the Bush Check?

I'll pay Uncle Sam about $1300 on 4/15 for a little (ahem) "underwithholding" (ahem) - & then get a check back from him in June or July for $1500.

It all makes perfect sense.
 
I'll pay Uncle Sam about $1300 on 4/15 for a little (ahem) "underwithholding" (ahem) - & then get a check back from him in June or July for $1500.

It all makes perfect sense.

"underwithholding" ROCKS! I withhold just the right amount.

Why give Uncle Sam an interest free loan throughlout the year on MY money???:p

I'll take my interest on my money, thank you very much!

I claim just enough exemptions to even the playing field.;)

No huge tax refund here... I'd rather have the interest on my money throughout the year.
 
I can't find it either. I did see one at my work that said that check would be sent out in order of the last two numbers of your SSN. That starting date was July 20 somthing so I think it was a left over from the 2001 rebate. I just checked out IRA.gov and all they have is "starting in May".
 
[FONT=&quot]I'm gong to buy 42.875 Afghan pine trees and grow them for landscaping sales, depreciate my trailer and truck for picking them up, write off the mileage, repair my well, install windbreaks, grade the property and pay unheard of amounts for fertilizer over the next 4 years and sell them at a loss to whom ever buys my house when I retire :D
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Stimulus Payment Schedule

Below are the schedules for economic stimulus payments related to tax returns processed by April 15, 2008.
Stimulus Payment Schedule for Tax Returns
Received and Processed by April 15

Direct Deposit Payments
If the last two digits of your Social Security number are: Your economic stimulus payment deposit should be sent to your bank account by:
00 – 20 May 2
21 – 75 May 9
76 – 99 May 16
Paper Check
If the last two digits of your Social Security number are: Your check should be in the mail by:
00 – 09 May 16
10 – 18 May 23
19 – 25 May 30
26 – 38 June 6
39 – 51 June 13
52 – 63 June 20
64 – 75 June 27
76 – 87 July 4
88 – 99 July 11
A small percentage of tax returns will require additional time to process and to compute a stimulus payment amount. For these returns, stimulus payments may not be issued in accordance with the schedule above, even if the tax return was processed by April 15.
 
I (and many others here) will take our check and pay $4.00 / gal for gas, which in turn goes back to the Oil Barons and the OPEC nations.

What THEY do with it is beyond me, however, I suspect they'll have more money to influence our Congress and have more tax breaks headed their way. :blink:
 
How to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will all go to India, or Taiwan.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala.

If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan and Mexico.

If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

Now, it's clear that we need to keep that money here in America. That's what the money was intended for- for the everyday American, to help stimulate the American economy.

So it's clear. There is only ONE WAY that the "Stimus rebate" check is going to help our economy.

The only way is to keep that money here at home.

And the only way to do that is...buy hookers and beer, since those
are the only businesses still in the US.

:nuts:
 
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