Golf Pool... The PGA Championship 2013

[rcknfrewld]

bumping this for any more rules inquiries

you take the first three holes of your last three golfers add them with the second worst scores on the even numbered holes following of course the first three,multiply the even numbered handicapped holes by the odd numbered ones,square that number then add up all the letters in just your golfers first names in relation to their numerical sequence, subtract the total putts for the golfers who have 2 vowels,y counts only if he is left handed, only for the front nine, take the total number of bunker shots played by those who wore oakleys and the number of hazard penalties, lateral only, taken by the golfers over 6 ft tall, divide that by the weight of the other tsp talk pool participants opposing caddies weight,not your own, multiple the number of times tiger dropped the gd blast by the number of knuckles lefty gave out today, now, this part is important, obviously the number needs to be rounded up to the nearest hundredth, take the number of fairways hit by just your golfers divided by the number of missed greens in regulation by just the European field, that number is to be squared then added to the exact time of the weather delay in seconds not minutes, now take all the scores write them down backwards and in a random order...every other number you have written down is to be whited out let stand for two minutes as to be fully dry...whatever you do dont blow on it it needs to air dry...where was I sorry...

 

[Scrappy]

Crappy is at -5 burro...yes he may have Furyk...cheaters never win in the long haul..

Rckn, you keep intermixing a golf pool with real golf and still insulting me by calling me a cheater?
How do you cheat in a golf pool......unless your running it?
Other than you insulting me continously, this aint no dead horse, its a legit question.
I know i know, dont question the sheriff....what was i thinkin?

 

[tsptalk]

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

The guy was joking. Give it a rest.

 

[burrocrat]

 

[rcknfrewld]

The guy was joking. Give it a rest.

I know he was joking...every one of his posts is about that though..tell him to give it a rest...I'm not harping on it I gave him Furyk to shut him up...I let Gronk in because it would irritate him and it did...I know his kind like the back of my hand

 

[Scrappy]

The guy was joking. Give it a rest.

Ok Tom.
Will b rested.
But for the record, i have zero concern about when anyone made their picks including gronk.
As for asking for Furyk, you took it as a joke and replied humorously with the Sunday at 5PM rule.
Rckn admits he responded out of spite to be irritating.
This is a for fun pool. Give me a break! The sheriff needs to lighten up a bit and have some fun without being spitefull and continously insulting.

BTW while your here, can i have my 87 I fund, 13 C fund back that i had before Wednesdays ITF?

CRAPPY

 

[rcknfrewld]

Ok Tom.
Will b rested.
But for the record, i have zero concern about when anyone made their picks including gronk.
As for asking for Furyk, you took it as a joke and replied humorously with the Sunday at 5PM rule.
Rckn admits he responded out of spite to be irritating.
This is a for fun pool. Give me a break! The sheriff needs to lighten up a bit and have some fun without being spitefull and continously insulting.

BTW while your here, can i have my 87 I fund, 13 C fund back that i had before Wednesdays ITF?

CRAPPY

if you dish it out you better learn to take it...you masked your insults to me by using stupid smiley faces and redundant so called humour...I knew adding Gronk would irritate you and you only...no one else complained or harped on it like you did...I'm done with you can't waste my time with a low information skull full of mush like you...I'm imposing a DQ for myself for poor sportsmanship but I will keep track of the pool results, hopefully it won't be shut down

 

[burrocrat]

ouch. and judging by today's leaderboard, i'm gonna be sore tonight too.

 

[burrocrat]

-7 m kuchar
-6 j rose
-3 s garcia
+3 d johnson
cut: b watson

best 4 = -13, you're killing me here dee.

 

[PessOptimist]

No problem. We'll allow changes until 5 PM on Sunday.

Based on those rules, I have some picks.

Jason Dufner
Jim Furyk
Matt Kuchar
Adam Scott
Justin Rose

You all seem to be having so much fun here I wish to join.

rcknfrewld, you need a ∑x² or x̅ or something like that in the rules. Always popular.



Love, PO

 

[burrocrat]

if you want something done right... do it yourself.

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i had to dig the laptop out of the shed and turn my phone into a wireless hotspot for this so i hope y'alls happy, cut way into my mobile porn browsing time.

 

[burrocrat]

Based on those rules, I have some picks.

Jason Dufner
Jim Furyk
Matt Kuchar
Adam Scott
Justin Rose

You all seem to be having so much fun here I wish to join.

rcknfrewld, you need a ∑x² or x̅ or something like that in the rules. Always popular.

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Love, PO

the judges will rule on that later, except one disqualified himself and the other is on vacation in oklahoma (who goes to oklahoma for vacation anyways that's just sad), so uh, that would be a no.

 

[burrocrat]

so when i made the screen grab from the laptop it looked ok. and when i viewed the post on the laptop it looked ok. but after i packed the laptop back up and put it in the shed my phone only displays about half of tom1's winning score. maybe i'll get it right next time. in case anybody was wondering, tsptalk is tied with tom1 for the win and everybody alphabetically to the right of that is currently a loser.

 

[grandma]

thank you....
( ...the right or the left, or on either side? )

 

[burrocrat]

thank you....
( ...the right or the left, or on either side? )

i meant to the right of tom1 (which includes tsptalk - tied at 14 under, and wvango at 10 under). but this brings up some interesting display questions.

on my laptop i can see the whole image, but on my phone the post is truncated in the middle of tom1 and tsptalk and wvango don't show and i can't scroll right to see it. grandma you also use a mobile device, does your image get cut off and if so where? at tom1 or somewhere else? can you scroll or rotate screen to see the rest? i wonder if someone on a computer with a not widescreen monitor gets the same cutoff but can scroll to see it? my samsung III only gets the cutoff version.

 

[burrocrat]

since nobody wants to talk to me about golf i guess i'll just talk to myself about spreadsheets, it's one of our favorite subjects.

testing testing 1 2 3

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[burrocrat]

nope, that didn't work.

inserting the actual spreadsheet just shows me a link not the represented data. and there goes my source code now, on the internet for free.

 

[burrocrat]

testing testing 1 2 4

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[burrocrat]

ok, much better, screen grab at 75% zoom shows in full on my phone.

i made some changes because i saw that i was counting 5 scores for rcknwrfled instead of 4, put him at -11 the first time instead of 13 tied with me, purely unintentional i assure you.

so i went with a color separation, but still prone to manual error. green-yellow-red progression from green good winner to yellow caution player still in but don't count score to red bad penalty we got to count your cut. with blue benign counted in the total and orange benign cut but not counted inserted in between.

does anybody know a formula how to make msexcel count only the four highest values in a range? then i wouldn't have to manually give the 5th score a # disqualifier to eliminate it from the calculation.

 

[burrocrat]

ooops, testes testes 1 2 5.

i see i had some other problems with the last version too: red penalty was wrong it's cut score plus ten i think, and wvango's snedecker score cell didn't have a right border. ok, good to go now.

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i even have round 3 version ready, i wish those priveledged 1% golfers would get their donkey's out on the course and start smackin some balls already this morning, i can't hardly wait for my new mug.