End of the World

[FAB1]

For just $135 in advance, Bart Centre says he'll take care of your pet- your dog or cat, after the rapture happens. And yes, Bart says there is still time to sign up, and he takes paypal.

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/21/136475372/after-the-rapture-who-will-walk-your-dog?sc=fb&cc=fp

WHO WILL WALK YOUR DOG?

And of course you have to give Bart the keys to your pad. And you come home to find everything of value has gotten "raptured".

 

[burrocrat]

burn in hell with me

Some like it hot.

 

[poolman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Agce7jk7Y&feature=feedu

 

[James48843]

dognammit jimmy, i just knew you was an aetheist.

Well dog-gone it- nope, I'm not an atheist. (I don't even know how to spell atheist!).

But I have to chuckle on the guy who is offering dog sitting services--IF you pay in advance. I think entrepreneurship is a great thing.

The Bible I've read teaches that we won't know when the rapture will come. It could be at any time. ONLY God knows- not you, not me. Sure, it COULD come at 6:00 p.m. pacific time today, May 21, 2011.

But anybody who says, in advance, the hour in which the end will come, is, well, not reading the same Bible I do.

 

[FAB1]

We are on the edge of EST/CST, no earthquakes, no signs of dead leaving their graves...as for Campy's 6pm time, wouldnt God go by the Holy Land time zone?

Isnt it already Sunday in Japan? If the Christians there are still with us I think its safe to say that Campy blew it again. :laugh:

 

[FAB1]

But anybody who says, in advance, the hour in which the end will come, is, well, not reading the same Bible I do.

God just might have enough of a sense of humor to pick today at 6pm pst - now wouldnt that stick in the non-belivers collective craws!

I can see the CNN info babes now screaming at the tops of their lungs -- but what if old Campy was "left behind"?? Now that would be news! :laugh:

 

[Intrepid_Timer]

What if the world did end and we are now in a parallel universe? Keep telling you that you have to think outside the box............

The good thing is that in this universe, my girlfriend pulled the weeds!!!

 

[RealMoneyIssues]

What if the world did end and we are now in a parallel universe? Keep telling you that you have to think outside the box............

The good thing is that in this universe, my girlfriend pulled the weeds!!!

and my stock choices made money!!!

 

[burrocrat]

omg, the world did end then, a girlfriend who pulls weeds and stock choices that make money? yep we in heaven now for sure.

 

[Frixxxx]

OK, I just called two of my friends and they didn't answer......

I think they've been taken......

Wait, a girlfriend who picks stocks AND weeds?:blink:

She got a sister?:laugh:

 

[driz]

Well, it's 18:12 hours and I am still sitting here. Lied to again.......... Oh well we will have to get a ring side seat for Dec 2012.

 

[James48843]

It's not until 6 pm. PACIFIC time.

Hey- just heard a guy has a bunch of inflatable doll girls that he is filling with helium, and plans to release outside at the appointed hour. That ought to cause a few cardiac arrests, eh?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

 

[driz]

It's not until 6 pm. PACIFIC time.

Hey- just heard a guy has a bunch of inflatable doll girls that he is filling with helium, and plans to release outside at the appointed hour. That ought to cause a few cardiac arrests, eh?

Detail, details, who's got time for all that??? Anyways it reminds me of the lead in for an episode of a show we used to love, Six Feet Under. It was about a family that owned a funeral parlor and every episode started out with a quick clip of someone biting the dust in some form or another and some were really funny / strange. You might remember the one ultra religious woman driving down the street praying away when some sex shop or similar had a helium display of tethered dolls get loose. The woman sees the inflate-a-mates floating upwards and gets so enamored praying that she drove right through a red light and splat. :laugh: Good series and it poked all around in an area we in the US handle very poorly, dying. As a culture we sure have to work on that one.........
So now it's 2100 Eastern, well bring it on I'm waitin!

 

[konakathy]

It's not until 6 pm. PACIFIC time.

Hey- just heard a guy has a bunch of inflatable doll girls that he is filling with helium, and plans to release outside at the appointed hour. That ought to cause a few cardiac arrests, eh?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

OMG! That would be hilarious. They ought to release them were Campy and his followers are waiting for the ascension. He'd stain his shorts.

 

[Buster]

far out...hehehe..I hope ebreybody is excelleant...Burp!

 

[burrocrat]

far out...hehehe..I hope ebreybody is excelleant...Burp!

Right on cuz, I'll have one with ya, still kickin out here on the plains.

 

[alevin]

6pm approacheth. I'm off to my boss' retirement party, won't be over til its over.

 

[law87]

so...did anyone family member just suddenly drop dead??

 

[Buster]

The Bible I've read teaches that we won't know when the rapture will come. It could be at any time. ONLY God knows- not you, not me. Sure, it COULD come at 6:00 p.m. pacific time today, May 21, 2011.

As hours tick by, "Judgment Day" looks a dud​

By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time.
http://beta.news.yahoo.com/hours-tick-judgment-day-looks-dud-004416134.html


or maybe ..

Iceland's Grimsvotn volcano erupting​

Iceland's most active volcano has started erupting, scientists said Saturday​

http://beta.news.yahoo.com/scientis...11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3​

 

[nnuut]

BOOGA BOOGA! I'm SO afraid!