ELF on the shelf

[jpcavin]

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[burrocrat]

ok, i can't find the elf, he went mia that sob.

but i do have santa figured out this year. no more friends come over eat and joke and give and drink all my beer and leave me high and dry at 3 pm with no liquor stores open until tomorrow morning i am just not going to fight those crowds.

so i got these things called buzz balls and i hung them on the tree in the back. so santa's helper gots a few extra cards up his sleeve this year.

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[burrocrat]

does anybody want to help me trim my tree?

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[burrocrat]

i thought so...

 

[burrocrat]

so just for the record, a consumer review of the buzz ballz ornaments alcohol thingys.

first of all they are all dirty, with suggestive names like peach balls, or strawberry rum job, or forbidden apple.

second of all they basically are just paint thinner mixed with some artificial flavoring.

and thirdly they are too heavy and make the tree lean if you don't balance them right and sometime between trying to get cougar to swing wrecking ball style and before i went to bed, the cheap plastic base on our Walmart sale fake tree broke and now i just have to lean it against the wall.

overall a merry xmas though, and i can't hardly wait until next year (and for the beer store to open this morning - feeling a little parched). hopefully i find my elf before then.

 

[k0nkuzh0n]

so just for the record, a consumer review of the buzz ballz ornaments alcohol thingys.

first of all they are all dirty, with suggestive names like peach balls, or strawberry rum job, or forbidden apple.

second of all they basically are just paint thinner mixed with some artificial flavoring.

and thirdly they are too heavy and make the tree lean if you don't balance them right and sometime between trying to get cougar to swing wrecking ball style and before i went to bed, the cheap plastic base on our Walmart sale fake tree broke and now i just have to lean it against the wall.

overall a merry xmas though, and i can't hardly wait until next year (and for the beer store to open this morning - feeling a little parched). hopefully i find my elf before then.

haha sounds like back to the drawing board for next year!

 

[burrocrat]

haha sounds like back to the drawing board for next year!

i am familiar with drawing boards, i consider them something of a second home, spent a lot of time on them.

 

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[James48843]

"Frozen"

 

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