Donkey's Secret

[TSP-roulette]

Say Burro, glad you didn't find that post offensive and insulting. Those four items do have medicinal purposes. Fact???.... Need not answer. Fact!!!

 

[FogSailing]

Thanks DBA!! So, he is Birchtree's kid!!!!!!!! That has to be it, because the only guy who is probably richer than BT is IT, and I know he's not IT's kid.

FS

 

[burrocrat]

Boooo.

i think you spelled it wrong? did you mean "Boooobs"?

 

[burrocrat]

Okay... I must let the hat out of the bag!

Burro is very wealthy… maybe has more $$$ than the Trump. But he is very modest. Doesn’t want all the women to know for fear they might start being “nice” to him and they could try to take advantage!!! He wouldn’t want that. He is looking for a woman with a heart of Gold and Assets that he can appreciate!!! He is just not sure how to let us all down gently---doesn't want us to get jealous about all the coin! He is truly a gentleman! :smile:

that's partly right, but mostly wrong. you guys worry too much about money and wealth. if i had big money i would already have a rock star party bus, but i'm not and i don't, yet.

 

[burrocrat]

Burro runs the biggest pot store in Denver?

no. but i know a local guy who runs a construction business and he was unavailable all summer because his crew was in colorado building a greenhouse. a 30 acre greenhouse. big money. i suppose you could grow a lot of stuff in a 30 acre greenhouse.

 

[burrocrat]

Cougar is really Suzie Orman and Burro gets all his investing advice from her. In return, he cooks her food.

FS

nope, if cougar is really suzie orman i would not even give her the time of day. all that gal does is harp about save save save and she don't let you buy nothin, ever, even if it makes you feel good. that would be just obnoxious listening to that crap all the time.

 

[burrocrat]

Burro's next door neighbor is Caitlyn Jenner?

no way. that would probably be the only circumstance under which i would build a privacy fence so the neighbors couldn't see me. i read a news article that says she just wants to date a normal guy so i don't want that peeping at me and dreaming because i am about the most normal guy i know.

 

[burrocrat]

Heart of Gold and Assets, yup

close. more like chest of gold, but you got the asset part right.

 

[jpcavin]

i think you spelled it wrong? did you mean "Boooobs"?

Nope...I was booing the tattoos. However, looking back at some of your previous posts, they don't appear to meet your size preference.

 

[burrocrat]

Say Burro, glad you didn't find that post offensive and insulting. Those four items do have medicinal purposes. Fact???.... Need not answer. Fact!!!

when looking at it, i only see two things. but yes, you are right about medicinal purposes. there are reasons when you are feeling sick moms make you chicken noodle soup and let you cuddle in their lap and snuggle close to the heart and heal. that fixes a guy up real quick, like magic or something.

 

[burrocrat]

Nope...I was booing the tattoos. However, looking back at some of your previous posts, they don't appear to meet your size preference.

i'm not really that picky. it's all good hollywood.

 

[burrocrat]

Thanks DBA!! So, he is Birchtree's kid!!!!!!!! That has to be it, because the only guy who is probably richer than BT is IT, and I know he's not IT's kid.

FS

i don't know what to say about that. but i'll gladly take a dna test. maybe if i score high enough i will win something.

 

[Dinicti]

He was a zombie extra on Walking Dead and won the award for least amount of make-up needed?

 

[burrocrat]

He was a zombie extra on Walking Dead and won the award for least amount of make-up needed?

ha!

good one, i wish i had thought of it. if you don't win silver for that, i will pay you myself.

 

[TSP-roulette]

He was a zombie extra on Walking Dead and won the award for least amount of make-up needed?

No, not just an extra; Burro got the leading role in "The Walking Dead" TV series. I see a People's Choice Award nomination in the works. (no offense, just parody).

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

No, not just an extra; Burro got the leading role in "The Walking Dead" TV series. I see a People's Choice Award nomination in the works. (no offense, just parody).

dang Burro! We didn't know you had such big boobies! No wonder you like em so much! I never would have guessed that!

 

[burrocrat]

dang Burro! We didn't know you had such big boobies! No wonder you like em so much! I never would have guessed that!

i don't have big ones, yet. but i am considering getting some support for my recently developing moobs.

all women are beautiful, it's not the mammaries that make the lady, actually it's the other way around. perky aa's to honkin ee's, it don't matter, all good hollywood. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i like beholdin.

 

[jkenjohnson]

Okay... I must let the hat out of the bag!

Burro is very wealthy… maybe has more $$$ than the Trump. But he is very modest. Doesn’t want all the women to know for fear they might start being “nice” to him and they could try to take advantage!!! He wouldn’t want that. He is looking for a woman with a heart of Gold and Assets that he can appreciate!!! He is just not sure how to let us all down gently---doesn't want us to get jealous about all the coin! He is truly a gentleman! :smile:

Then why is he always eating hotdogs at the gas station/truck stop?

 

[burrocrat]

Then why is he always eating hotdogs at the gas station/truck stop?

there ain't no accountin' for taste. quite frankly, i find the company much more pleasant and down to earth.

 

[MrBowl]

This is Burro