Donkey's Secret

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MrBowl said:
This is Burro
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dos equis is ok, but i prefer corona with lime. i should tell you though, that i will drink any beer, even the ones left half full on the counter overnight. beer is like a woman, and i don't mind them warm and flat. hell, i don't mind them anyways, even if they are rich and full bodied.
 
I like the "yet"... Positive thinking!!! The party bus idea is great! And money doesnt bring happiness, but it helps with the party!!
burrocrat said:
that's partly right, but mostly wrong. you guys worry too much about money and wealth. if i had big money i would already have a rock star party bus, but i'm not and i don't, yet.
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Yay, the moment of truth has arrived. Donkey's Secret is now closed to new guesses. This is great fun and so many good responses. Although none were the correct answer, some silver will be awarded anyway. There are many answers that are true, but that's not it. To those that were close, or funny, or close to funny, here is your silver...

DreamboatAnnie: You are right, even though you didn't say it.
MrBowl: You had 'a couple' of good answers there.
Minnow: Close enough.
Danny: Funny enough.
rktect1: Close to funny enough.
RealMoneyIssues: Even though too chicken to say, it's true, he's a lesbian.

Please hold off on the address info for now as shipping details are still being worked out. Rest assured you will get your trinkets.
 
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ok, well, i disagree almost completely with just about everything she said, which is nothing new, so i am awarding my own silver consolation prizes. consider it like a participation trophy in youth sports, just as shiny and pretty, but maybe not quite as valuable because hers probably smell like flowers and chopped fruit or something. mine still weigh the same though, so there.

kave: for the who's your daddy comment.
remark: i don’t mind handling love handles.
k0nkuzh0n: if you ever figure out cuban let me know.
dinicti: i love zombies.
pessoptimist: secret agent donkey has a nice ring to it.
fogsailing: works cougar sounded better, and the wheel of fortune story wasn’t half bad neither.

don't send me personal info just yet for shipping, the last time i did that i ended up with a stalker. you guys will get your silver too, be patient patients. i'm glad that's over with, what a bunch of nuts.
 
jpcavin said:
Yay, the moment of truth has arrived. Donkey's Secret is now closed to new guesses. This is great fun and so many good responses. Although none were the correct answer, some silver will be awarded anyway. There are many answers that are true, but that's not it. To those that were close, or funny, or close to funny, here is your silver...

DreamboatAnnie: You are right, even though you didn't say it.
MrBowl: You had 'a couple' of good answers there.
Minnow: Close enough.
Danny: Funny enough.
rktect1: Close to funny enough.
RealMoneyIssues: Even though too chicken to say, it's true, he's a lesbian.

Please hold off on the address info for now as shipping details are still being worked out. Rest assured you will get your trinkets.
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Me gustaria apelar la decision :cheesy:
 
some shipping questions and concerns (winners please give feedback, time is of the essence):

is privacy a concern for winning recipients? if you are uncomfortable providing your address (i am not sure i am comfortable providing my return address either) there may be a couple of solutions i have not explored yet. if tom has silver for sale i could purchase from tsptalk and have him ship directly to you preserving neutrality for both parties.

if tom is not wanting to sell that much silver for such silly purposes then maybe i could ship my silver to him and include funds to cover his time and postage costs for redirecting it to each winner.

if you don't care about privacy one way or the other then i will have time tomorrow to be in a location with appropriate shipping options to get them off. better let me know before i go to bed tonight though, this option won't come around for a while due to geography and logistics. i promise i will delete adresses after shipping and not stalk you if you don't stalk me. i have enough stalkers already.

pm me today if you want direct shipping tomorrow.
 
burrocrat said:
some shipping questions and concerns (winners please give feedback, time is of the essence):

is privacy a concern for winning recipients? if you are uncomfortable providing your address (i am not sure i am comfortable providing my return address either) there may be a couple of solutions i have not explored yet. if tom has silver for sale i could purchase from tsptalk and have him ship directly to you preserving neutrality for both parties.

if tom is not wanting to sell that much silver for such silly purposes then maybe i could ship my silver to him and include funds to cover his time and postage costs for redirecting it to each winner.

if you don't care about privacy one way or the other then i will have time tomorrow to be in a location with appropriate shipping options to get them off. better let me know before i go to bed tonight though, this option won't come around for a while due to geography and logistics. i promise i will delete adresses after shipping and not stalk you if you don't stalk me. i have enough stalkers already.

pm me today if you want direct shipping tomorrow.
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Ditto...

Anyone on my list can PM me their shipping information and I will get it out tomorrow or Tuesday at the latest.
 
here is a couple wrapped and taped up, ready for their bubble mailers, going usps priority mail.

dinciti you're covered, there are five more ready to roll.

if the rest of you want it soon then tomorrow at 3 pm est is the latest to get me an address to ship to, i will take them with me on the road, i don't get into town much (is it obvious?). otherwise we will have to work out some other time or place for delivery.

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RealMoneyIssues said:
Recycling is good :)
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yeah, well don't get your hopes up. i suggested she just wrap them in some old underthingys instead of buying packing foam, but that did not go over so well. actually, in between the cuss words, i think the response was i don't even wear them but if i did i wouldn't send them to you.
 
RealMoneyIssues said:
Sounds like a high pressure sales person calling me at dinner time... or a used car salesman (never met a woman doing it)... or a timeshare sales person...
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how often do high pressure sales persons give you an ounce of silver just for answering the door?

i don't get into town very often and i am not taking an afternoon off work and hitching up the wagon just to give stuff away, i mail when i'm in the area, tomorrow is the best window or it'll probably be a couple of weeks.
 
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