Donkey's Secret

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Burro really works Cougar at the Fed and is collecting sentiment information from arkers and TSPers about whether or not they should the Fed should raise interest rates. As TSPers all know, where else can you get the unvarnished truth..:D:D:D:wall:

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MrBowl said:
Burro won the lotto and is now rubbing elbows with Mr Buffet?
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nope, if i won the lotto you all would be the first to know about it. because i would buy me a rock star party bus and a big ole bbq smoker/margarita bar on a trailer and begin my cross country tsptalk tour, hosting regional tsptalk gatherings at various spots along the way. i would fly nnuut in to make his specialty boston pork butt and hire some local college cheerleaders to shoot free tsptalk tshirts out of an air cannon to pumping music and dance around at each event. i haven't planned it out much beyond that, but it's a good working idea for a start anyways.
 
Guess there was no secret after all....lol :rolleyes:

jpcavin said:
Let's see how well donkey can dance his way out of this one......

Up for grabs is 10 pieces of shiny TSPTalk silver rounds. All you have to do to earn one of these glossy limited treasures is guess correctly what secret donkey has been hiding these last couple of years.

I am sure that there are a lot of things that donkey has been hiding, but there is only one correct answer. The answer will be revealed and all bets will be paid when ten correct answers are reached. I personally guarantee discrete shipping direct to your door at no additional expense to you.
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Burro is replacing Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune and he selected Cougar to replace Vanna. The new game is a slightly different one that follows market rules. It's simply called The Wheel. Like the Wheel of Fortune, all play is voluntary. When a contestant spins the wheel, it will stop on either an up, sideways, or down, or may sometimes be shown as a bull or a bear for clarification purposes. Even if the wheel spins and lands on up, under the new rules it can be determined to be a sideways or a down based on external factors. Likeways, a down can be classified an up, sideways, or even a gap...which can't be filled any time soon and therefore is unavailable for exchange as cash. Burro is also given a stick. After spinning, the contestant is usually asked a question. If he/she answers correctly, they may receive an additional opportunity to spin again. If they answer incorrectly they lose everything and get hit with the stick. Again, all in accordance with market rules. The stick idea may even spin itself off into a new series called Stick Quiz. Rumor has it that there is a new trailer coming out on that soon.

I tried to think of other secrets Burro might have but this was the only one that held together after golf and beer with the guys at the local watering hole..:):):)

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FogSailing said:
Burro is replacing Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune and he selected Cougar to replace Vanna. The new game is a slightly different one that follows market rules. It's simply called The Wheel. Like the Wheel of Fortune, all play is voluntary. When a contestant spins the wheel, it will stop on either an up, sideways, or down, or may sometimes be shown as a bull or a bear for clarification purposes. Even if the wheel spins and lands on up, under the new rules it can be determined to be a sideways or a down based on external factors. Likeways, a down can be classified an up, sideways, or even a gap...which can't be filled any time soon and therefore is unavailable for exchange as cash. Burro is also given a stick. After spinning, the contestant is usually asked a question. If he/she answers correctly, they may receive an additional opportunity to spin again. If they answer incorrectly they lose everything and get hit with the stick. Again, all in accordance with market rules. The stick idea may even spin itself off into a new series called Stick Quiz. Rumor has it that there is a new trailer coming out on that soon.

I tried to think of other secrets Burro might have but this was the only one that held together after golf and beer with the guys at the local watering hole..:):):)

FS
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is it a big stick, or a little stick?
 
LOL,
Unless the answer is Burro has several other "handles", then this has got to be the most ridiculous thread ever started on TSPtalk.:rolleyes:
 
FireWeatherMet said:
LOL,
Unless the answer is Burro has several other "handles", then this has got to be the most ridiculous thread ever started on TSPtalk.:rolleyes:
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Please stay on topic.:cool: This is a happy place. Don't confuse this thread with one of your ridiculous hate spewing political ones.
 
FireWeatherMet said:
LOL,
Unless the answer is Burro has several other "handles", then this has got to be the most ridiculous thread ever started on TSPtalk.
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jpcavin said:
Please stay on topic.
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This is a happy place. Don't confuse this thread with one of your ridiculous hate spewing political ones.
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FWM I have to agree with JP. This is also a family MB. What’s up with continual statements about “handles” and multiple user names?

In your opinion it is ridiculous. Great. Don’t read it. Maybe you can figure out how to block it.

Scheiße. Chill out.

PO
 
jpcavin said:
Please stay on topic.:cool: This is a happy place. Don't confuse this thread with one of your ridiculous hate spewing political ones.
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Well, now who is the angry person spewing hate JP? hint...mirror.
And what political are you talking about? I didn't say anything hateful or political. A little sarcastic maybe due to reasons below.

I just kind of laughed...one month and multiple pages of posting...I just thought there was a purpose or theme to it all.
You started with this "big secret" asked everyone to guess...saying there would be an answer...then it just faded into absolutely nothing.
Feels like I just watched a kids episode of tele-tubbies.
Many of us are on edge to find out this "big secret" that YOU threw out there. That's all. So relax.
 
FireWeatherMet said:
Well, now who is the angry person spewing hate JP? hint...mirror.
And what political are you talking about? I didn't say anything hateful or political. A little sarcastic maybe due to reasons below.

I just kind of laughed...one month and multiple pages of posting...I just thought there was a purpose to it all.
You started with this "big secret" asked everyone to guess...saying there would be an answer...then it just faded into absolutely nothing.
Feels like I just watched a kids episode of tele-tubbies.
Many of us are on edge to find out this "big secret" that YOU threw out there. That's all. So relax.
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Angry? Amused perhaps, as you've just proved my point.

If you go back to the first thread, I said "the answer will be revealed when 10 correct answers are reached." I'm sorry but if you want my hard earned TSPTalk silver, you'll have to earn it. Now go get yourself a glass a wine and a nice romance book. May I suggest:

Mr. Congeniality, Sherry Lewis - Amazon.com
 
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