I'll do it cheaper than either of those two proposals, gauranteed to save you 50% of your TV bill (works with any provider).
Check out TSTV system.
Twelve Step TV works like this (some of the premium offerings are not available under the free trial offer, but enjoy the basic package trail period for a limited time):
1) Take the best price of any of the other TV offers and cut it in half. Send half to your TSP each month, and the other half to me, instant 50% savings!
2) Take annual leave for a day and unplug all electronic devices, including phones and computers. Go outside for at least 8 hours, somewhere there is no electricity or pavement, and spend the day reflecting on the things that matter most (hint, time and/or love are good places to start, but the channel offerings are unlimited here).
3) Schedule a small but reasonable amount of time each day to actively pursue news content of interest to you freely available on the internet with no commercials.
4) I will send you updates each month about upcoming don't miss programs (hint, nothing on the tube is worth spending 4 hours - 16% - per day watching).
5) Pick three programs per week you think you can't live without, then watch them at your leisure for free on the internet just hours after broadcast.
6) Enjoy the petty watercooler conversations about who did what to who generic plot summaries available daily at the office knowing that you didn't waste your time watching that crap.
7-12) Available after reciept of first months payment (but you get the picture).
Bonus: Take half the money you were going to spend on a new plasma to make the most of your new TV service and put it in your TSP. Take the other half and give to a local food bank to help the people who are more concerned with feed and can't afford fantasy.
Bonus Bonus: No charge for the upcoming NFL and NBA seasons that won't be shown anyway.
Free Gift: any weight loss and improvements to mental acquity are yours to keep even if you cancel the subscription.
