Black Humor (for RED days.)

[Buster]

OLE' !!!

 

[userque]

LINKEDIN:

 

[userque]

STOCK MARKET, THE RIDE:

 

[Buster]

 

[userque]

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[Tiger25]

We're moving on up userque. You hurt my feelings. Boo Hoo (not willy) We are used to it. Have a Great Weekend !!!

 

[userque]

We're moving on up userque. You hurt my feelings. Boo Hoo (not willy) We are used to it. Have a Great Weekend !!!

LOL...Enjoy your weekend as well Tiger!

 

[Buster]

This is the story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day! May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly.
Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine!

Now give me your height and position."
She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: "Our Father, Who art in Heaven"..........

 

[userque]

IMAGE: Bird, or Rabbit?

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Can you believe it? I finally liked one of your posts!

 

[userque]

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[nnuut]

I guess this is old news? Never mind!

 

[alevin]

dumb blonde jokes never go out of style.

 

[burrocrat]

dumb blonde jokes never go out of style.

yes, it is good fun to make fun of blondes these days, and also oranges, and whites, and country folk.

the really funny thing is the country folk grow all the food, the only manufacturing base our country has left. it is probably going to be a very long walk out of chicago before one finds a garden to raid.

 

[userque]

dumb blonde jokes never go out of style.

She's blonde, but I don't think we can conclude she's a dumb blonde. Men and women of all hair colors believe that urine is a remedy to jelly fish stings.

IMO, the joke was that the jellyfish was getting paid to sting; but to each their own, I guess.

 

[alevin]

tried and true remedies are fine by me, color me as not having experienced jellyfish stings hence not "getting" the remedy. all the same, think I'll stay away from jellyfish. they do what they do.

 

[userque]

tried and true remedies are fine by me, color me as not having experienced jellyfish stings hence not "getting" the remedy. all the same, think I'll stay away from jellyfish. they do what they do.

You can't enter the water and simply proclaim you'll avoid jellyfish. You probably won't see them, especially if they're paid to sting you.

To avoid them, you have to avoid enjoying the beach, etc.

Some report that the urine remedy isn't all that bad...just depends, I guess. (Although, I don't believe it is effective.)

 

[userque]

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[Scout333]

Actually wet beach sand works best. pack it on the sting site. instant relief.

 

[jpcavin]