Black Humor (for RED days.)

[nnuut]

Aries 70%, I think that's a little low.

 

[nasa1974]

I like Gemini and the wife is a Pisces. :laugh:

 

[FogSailing]

I'm a Cancer\Leo on the cusp. No wonder I'm so confused..

FS

 

[Cactus]

I'm a Virgo (64%) so I guess I'm a jerk 2 out of 3 posts. I can vouch for Libra (98292%) being such a high percentage. My mom is a Libra with BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) and she was always engaging in violent rage attacks.

 

[burrocrat]

I'm a Virgo (64%) so I guess I'm a jerk 2 out of 3 posts. I can vouch for Libra (98292%) being such a high percentage. My mom is a Libra with BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) and she was always engaging in violent rage attacks.

+1. my exwife is a libra.

 

[FogSailing]

Things are definitely not well in the markets right now. However, no matter the situation, it's always nice to know that there are those who care.

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Hope the poor thing recovers...

FS

 

[James48843]

President Obama offers the EUROPEAN COMMUNITY a deal-

We'll take Greece, and trade you this instead:

Obama's Solution For The Greek Debt Crisis from Funny Or ...

 

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[remark]

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbancewith shots fired arrive on scene.
After discoveringthe wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor,
they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello Sarge."

"Yes?"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman hasshot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. Thefloor is still wet."

 

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[James48843]

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a
.45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my
wife."


It was silent for a second....then

A voice from the back of the room weakly called
out: "You don't have enough ammo!"

 

[remark]

One moring a grandmother was suprised to find her 7-year old grandson had made her coffee. Smiling, she choked down the worst cup of her life. Whe she finished, she found three little green Army men at the the bottom. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these Army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."

 

[FogSailing]

FISHING...

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," replied the old man.
"Poor old man," thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub. Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked, "And how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth."

 

[FogSailing]

SPARKY!!!

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All families are the same!!

FS

 

[remark]

 

[TSP-roulette]

 

[TSP-roulette]

Don't underestimate Burros, (In general).

 

[FogSailing]

Werewolves...they're everywhere!!

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FS

 

[TSP-roulette]

 

[jpcavin]

A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”