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TSP-roulette
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Warning: Risque
TSP-roulette
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burrocrat
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i was passing through a small town the other day and stopped in the little country store/gift shop for a break. they had all these cool metal sculptures and folk art cowboy type stuff. there was a handpainted sign in the bathroom along the lines of 'why dogs are better than women'. i was laughing so hard i almost missed the urinal. i didn't have my phone with me take a picture and i can't find a duplicate on the internet, but this link is similar and has more.
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it got me to thinking, i wonder if they have a sign like that in the women's bathroom too? so to be fair, after i finished i went to check but the door was locked and this gal's voice said 'there's somebody in here!' so i don't know.
burrocrat
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TSP-roulette
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Warning: Explicit language.
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TSP-roulette
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Subject: Florida Burglary
Burglary in Florida
Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than stuff made up: When
southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently,
thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex
watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a
grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to
high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too;
about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this
note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
burrocrat
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here is what passes for 6th grade humor these days:
hey dad, what do you say to a person who tells you that 'you should always lift with your back'?
"that ****tard should go get a job!"
thankfully, i am sure he will not be pursuing a career as an osha inspector, no offense to osha inspectors.
(you don't want to hear the rest of this morning's comedy routine at my house).
JTH
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jpcavin
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If he had any emotional intelligence, he would provide a localized anesthetic, a mirror and some surgical tools, so that she has the ability and willingness to recognize and remove the nail from her own head, in the right time and in the right way.
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burrocrat
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If he had any emotional intelligence, he would provide a localized anesthetic, a mirror and some surgical tools, so that she has the ability and willingness to recognize and remove the nail from her own head, in the right time and in the right way.
if my rosetta stone venus to mars translator is working correctly, i think she means rellim reeb and a hammer.Similar threads
Have a good day. 
