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Buster
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Not entirely..there is no Swiss cheese in Mac and Cheese typically..
Hence the built in contradictions to confuse picture..Which made the answer even more vague.
Macaroni and cheese—also called "mac and cheese" or "cheese macaroni" in American English and Canadian English; [SUP]][/SUP]—is a dish consisting of cooked macaroni pasta and cheese, most commonly Cheddar cheese
Buster
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Jimmy says: "I wanna start out as a Navy Pilot, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the Finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Jimmy , decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Jimmy’s whore."
TSP-roulette
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WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN:
An Italian doctor says: "In Italy, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing, in Holland we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us.
Six years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
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It is funny.
Buster
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TSP-roulette
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Prescription Drugs & Side Effects
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm really starving."
Buster
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((((RING)))) (((RING)))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]Mommy[/COLOR][/COLOR] near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Frank."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause...
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]door[/COLOR][/COLOR], and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]swimming [COLOR=blue !important]pool[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??"
Buster
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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen..Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil isalso called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recentlyannounced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Alsoconsidered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and ofcourse, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon beavailable in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a powerbeverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man toliterally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a softdrink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' andjust a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoctionby the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money beingspent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. Thismeans that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobsand huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Ifyou don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewerpeople laughing in the world.
Buster
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THE EXPLANATION
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-lawPaddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!?! ..I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife(your daughter) telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wifeJean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable,the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "Thereis something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediatelyand find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....
She never got your E-mail!"
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