xmas list

[burrocrat]

now that halloween and the elections are over and walmart has the holiday merchandise out, what do you want for christmas?

 

[burrocrat]

i used to want some shisas, but sensei already sent me a pair. thanks man.

so now i want a roomba.

 

[Frixxxx]

now that halloween and the elections are over and walmart has the holiday merchandise out, what do you want for christmas?

I want CHRISTMAS (not xmas) to be about the reason for the season!

 

[burrocrat]

well yeah, of course i hope jesus brings us all light and peace and salvation this year, again.

but i still want santa to drop off a roomba, and some duct tape in the stocking.

what a bunch of grinches.

 

[Frixxxx]

well yeah, of course i hope jesus brings us all light and peace and salvation this year, again.

but i still want santa to drop off a roomba, and some duct tape in the stocking.

what a bunch of grinches.

Yeah, and I could use some duct tape too!

 

[konakathy]

well yeah, of course i hope jesus brings us all light and peace and salvation this year, again.

but i still want santa to drop off a roomba, and some duct tape in the stocking.

what a bunch of grinches.

Wipe the snot from your nose, kid! The truth is...."there ain't no santy claus"

Odds are better if you pray for it, a friend or relative gifts one to ya, or your local delivery carrier drops one on yer doorstep.

Ho Ho Ho!

 

[uscfanhawaii]

Wipe the snot from your nose, kid! The truth is...."there ain't no santy claus"
Ho Ho Ho!

I thought the punch line was 'there aint no sanity clause' !?!

By the way, do you have a mayor yet??? :blink:

 

[konakathy]

I thought the punch line was 'there aint no sanity clause' !?!

By the way, do you have a mayor yet??? :blink:

lol! I like your punch line better.

Billy Kenoi will serve another 4 years.

 

[Birchtree]

I'll take 15 more dividend increase announcements for xmas. I have enough coal already to keep me warm for years.

 

[burrocrat]

Odds are better if you pray for it, a friend or relative gifts one to ya, or your local delivery carrier drops one on yer doorstep.

that's why i wished for it here, duh.

 

[burrocrat]

i'll give a dollar to the first one who can guess what i'm gonna do with a roomba and duct tape. don't get too excited now, that dollar will soon be worth less.

 

[konakathy]

that's why i wished for it here, duh.

Good for you kiddo-way to wear those big boy panties.

 

[burrocrat]

Good for you kiddo-way to wear those big boy panties.

nice guess, but that's not it.

 

[konakathy]

It's got to be something you learned from watching 'Honey Boo Boo' or ....

nevermind .... I don't want Tom to ban me. I'm pushing for my 1000th post by the end of the year.

 

[konakathy]

Is this it? But, not sure where the duct tape fits in.

Roomba Driver - YouTube

 

[burrocrat]

Is this it? But, not sure where the duct tape fits in.

Roomba Driver - YouTube

ooohh, that's so close! but you only get three guesses. first two don't count.

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

It doesn't matter. The world is supposed to end before Christmas. I believe the result of this election is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

 

[zzzgator]

Is this it?

 

[burrocrat]

Is this it?

does it shoot blanks?

close again, if you and konakathy put your heads together you may be on to something.