which side?

which side of the bed do you sleep on?

  • left

    Votes: 9 52.9%
  • right

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • middle

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • whichever side the wife tells me to

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • the couch

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • Total voters
    17
i'm sorry, but there is something wrong with the distribution of votes? more folks sleep on the left than all other options combined?

i have no doubt that all you happily married men sleep on whichever side your wife tells you to, even if it is the left, so quit pretending you are driving the bus, unless instead of sweetums or honeypie your nickname for her is 'the bus', in which case keep driving it.

also there is no middle on a twin bed. but one time i got stuck underneath a twin matress. well, it was between the floor and the twin matress, with a bed frame and box springs in between too but it kept making these awful sounds, like it was enjoying it or something, thank god i couldn't see.

i'm sticking with the couch, that way it's no surprise when she gets mad.
 
I always sleep on my right side and like to face the door. Bed placement in the house is one of the few decisions I get to make. And since I like to be able to respond first to any noise I may hear, that puts me between whatever it is and my wife.
 
My wife sleeps with the left side of her body down I sleep right side down. Me sleeping on the left side of the bed and her on the right, if we switched sides we would be breathing into each others faces, I Hate That!:sick:
 
sometimes i feel unappreciated and misunderstood, like the whole world is against me, and it has nothing to do with which side of the bed i sleep on. although it may be correlated to which side other folks get up on. other than that, my research is rather limited.
 
Which side we sleep on is irrelevant...All I know is we have an easier time sleeping on our side than the ladies do. After all, we have a kick stand!:rolleyes:
 
I think the question was "which side of the bed" not which side. Also, I think the poll should account for gender. :cool:
 
I think the question was "which side of the bed" not which side. Also, I think the poll should account for gender. :cool:

the poll does account for gender. that's why option b is 'right'. everybody knows women are always on the right side, whether they are asleep or awake. don't forget it.
 
the poll does account for gender. that's why option b is 'right'. everybody knows women are always on the right side, whether they are asleep or awake. don't forget it.

Don't forget we sleep in the middle when the man is on the couch.
 
Don't forget we sleep in the middle when the man is on the couch.

Some do, some don't. My preference is always the left side (of the bed, lol), man or no. unless I fall asleep on the couch, which does happen, especially if the movie's boring.
 
Some do, some don't. My preference is always the left side (of the bed, lol), man or no. unless I fall asleep on the couch, which does happen, especially if the movie's boring.

I wasn't really speaking for "all of us". I was getting territorial with the bed.
 
This is an interesting, yet silly thread. I sleep on the left side because that's where I'm allowed to sleep. From time to time I jokenly tell my wife I'm taking the right side, but she will have none of it. I do believe she has a maternal instinct, our bedroom door is on the right foot of the bed, closest to the children, so she has priority access. I on the other hand get the priority time needed to "rack the slide" so it's an even exchange.
 
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