mlk_man
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The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America"
>>
>> The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are
> back.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Oil prices are plummeting.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Taxes are at 20 year lows.
>> A new direction from there means, what t?
>>
>> Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last
> year.
>> A new direction from there means. what?
>>
>> Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 yea r lows.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
> surfaced
>> in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Qaeda's top dogs
>> are either dead
>> or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Several m major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and
>> British Intel,< /B>
>> including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being
>> exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
>> anniversary of the
>> 9/11/01 attacks.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq
>> was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as
>> President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region
> are arriving from the
>> shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to
>> get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes
>> and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
>>
>> The economy to go South
>>
>> Illegals to go North
>>
>> Taxes to go Up
>>
>> Employment to go Down
>>
>> Terrorism to come In
>>
>> Tax breaks to go Out
>>
>> Social Security to go Away
>>
>> Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
>>
>> But what the heck!
>>
>> I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K,
>> Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a
>> comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration
>> Reform Plan, Gay Rights P lan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On
>> Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return
>> all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan,
>> adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can
> Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan.
>>
>> I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.
>>
>> Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be
>> able to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated
>> politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.
The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America"
>>
>> The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are
> back.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Oil prices are plummeting.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Taxes are at 20 year lows.
>> A new direction from there means, what t?
>>
>> Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last
> year.
>> A new direction from there means. what?
>>
>> Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 yea r lows.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
> surfaced
>> in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Qaeda's top dogs
>> are either dead
>> or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Several m major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and
>> British Intel,< /B>
>> including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being
>> exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
>> anniversary of the
>> 9/11/01 attacks.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq
>> was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as
>> President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region
> are arriving from the
>> shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to
>> get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes
>> and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
>> A new direction from there means, what?
>>
>> Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
>>
>> The economy to go South
>>
>> Illegals to go North
>>
>> Taxes to go Up
>>
>> Employment to go Down
>>
>> Terrorism to come In
>>
>> Tax breaks to go Out
>>
>> Social Security to go Away
>>
>> Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
>>
>> But what the heck!
>>
>> I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K,
>> Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a
>> comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration
>> Reform Plan, Gay Rights P lan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On
>> Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return
>> all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan,
>> adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can
> Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan.
>>
>> I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.
>>
>> Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be
>> able to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated
>> politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.
