Super Bowl Trash Talk

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go 'hawks! leave it all out there like you're going to die when the whistle blows either way.


sorry denver, i'm a big fan of brainiacs, but i think you're about to overthink this one. there is no such thing as a feather bed, boo broncos.


either way i'm stocked with doritos and coor's light. if you look at the bottom of a box of a coor's light, they've turned the recycling triangle into a mountain. my kid says that's just wrong, dad. i say bring me another beer.
 
This song is dedicated to my buddy, Mr. Bowl....:D *sniff sniff* You must own stock in Kleenex, yeah?

 
sure the whole wwf/nfl contest is scripted, but you can only keep an animal caged so long. what happens if the sherman dog gets loose?

my biggest fear is that denver's offensive line breaks down at a crucial moment and we see our first live gladiator death in real-time, minus the 5 second delay. i can handle the whole concussion thing, manning wheels around with farve in a hoveround pinching the nurses happily ever after, good deal.

but that bobble head best be careful, sherman might just rip his pencil neck off. am i the only one who notices the resemblance? just bring some snacks, we're having peyton manning for lunch.

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Sherman is a schmuck. Someone who is supposedly so smart disrespected himself, his team, and the NFL as a whole with his little rant. Broncos by 14.
 
of course sherman is a schmuck, that is item #2 in every defensive secondary's contract. don't confuse deserves to win with desire to win, those are different things.

and what does any of that have to do with manning keeping his thinking globe attached to his spinal column anyways? remember, manning has to avoid trouble every time. sherman only has to cause trouble once.

forget the odds, i'll take a straight across bet with the first sucker: if seahawks win you ship me a tsptalk ballcap, if broncos win i deliver you one. anyone? anyone?

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I'm game burro, I will take the Denver Donkees son, u want my address now? Or after Peyton is put in c-spine after career ending injury doing "snow angels" in booze soaked orange n blue confetti....... Hit me up
 
pennywizer said:
I'm game burro, I will take the Denver Donkees son, u want my address now? Or after Peyton is put in c-spine after career ending injury doing "snow angels" in booze soaked orange n blue confetti....... Hit me up
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deal.
 
konakathy said:
This song is dedicated to my buddy, Mr. Bowl....:D *sniff sniff* You must own stock in Kleenex, yeah?

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I don't think I can watch this. Next year! NEXT YEAR!

But, in the meantime maybe the sea chickens can make me some money
 
Damn, tough call. #1 O vs #1 D... Love the Seattle team vibe- man do they have a future. Good young QB, good RB, good D, players coach... 'til Sherm opens his mouth. My kids (two young boys) are watching. You can say Stanford communication grad all you want (he is selling himself). How about humility, be accountable for your actions (I've been in the heat of the moment and not made best decision but have yet been accountable), no I in team. I'd love to see Seattle win but I can't support this ME first crap... Again i have 2 kids watchin and thats all they hear (I live in Alaska and have no TV/I-phone or other tech). I'm not a Manning fan either (need to stop the talk with postseason W's). Hate to say it but I'd like to see Sherm humiliated, as would another million football fans... Footballer in AK... THOUGHTS ANYBODY
 
Gotta go with the Old Man, and Omaha...errrr...Denver :) Should be a good game ! I hope it's not a boring blowout...

Seahawks look good...they'll get their time in the sun, just like Flacco and my Ravens did, LAST year...


Stoplight...
 
shitepoke said:
Damn, tough call. #1 O vs #1 D... Love the Seattle team vibe- man do they have a future. Good young QB, good RB, good D, players coach... 'til Sherm opens his mouth. My kids (two young boys) are watching. You can say Stanford communication grad all you want (he is selling himself). How about humility, be accountable for your actions (I've been in the heat of the moment and not made best decision but have yet been accountable), no I in team. I'd love to see Seattle win but I can't support this ME first crap... Again i have 2 kids watchin and thats all they hear (I live in Alaska and have no TV/I-phone or other tech). I'm not a Manning fan either (need to stop the talk with postseason W's). Hate to say it but I'd like to see Sherm humiliated, as would another million football fans... Footballer in AK... THOUGHTS ANYBODY
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as far as the kids watching... if you're worried what influence sherman's behavior has on them perhaps there are different parenting techniques you could employ.

what do you tell the kids when you're driving down to the quickmart and they see the 'ladies' on the corner? do you disparage and condemn the ladies (something you can't control)? or do you use the teaching moment to explain why it is generally not a good career move to wear fishnets and walk the street (something you can control)?

if the kids grow up thinking only good things ever happen they are in for some disappointment. if they learn how to conduct themselves in the face of bad things happening they are destined for success.

c'mon, lighten up about the sherman social faux pa. he was feelin it, nothing wrong with passion. passion will get you far in life, the trick is to learn how to express it appropriately, that's your job.

listen, the nfl (and life) are chock full of inappropriate expressions. i grew up with a dallas cowboys cheerleader poster i won at the carnival pinned on my bedroom wall and i turned out ok. didn't i?
 
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LOL! I see the trash talk amped up some. Alright, alright, that's good, but remember its just for FUN.

But, CC honey, chill baby, chill. I'm a little concerned that you're going to have stroke if, I mean when, your little ponies lose. Take it easy dude, it is the stoner bowl after all. :-)

aloha
 

OK, I'M GOING TO STOP AFTER THIS......

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Maybe just one more :toung:

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