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:D It's 3 days away from the Hawks winning SuperBowl XLVIII, so I thought I'd start off the festivities with a little friendly trash talk.

Miss Marie Collins, a first-grade teacher, explains to her class that she is an Denver Broncos fan. She asks her pupils to raise their hands if they are Broncos fans too. Not really knowing what a Broncos fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Kathy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
'Because I'm not a Broncos fan,' she answers.
'Then," asks Miss Collins, 'what are you?'
'I'm a Seattle Seahawks fan,' boasts Kathy proudly.
The teacher asks Kathy why she is a Seahawks fan.
'Well, my Dad and Mom are Seahawks fans, so I'm a Hawks fan too,' Kathy responds.
'That's no reason,' Miss Collins retorts. 'What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?'
Kathy smiles and says 'Then I'd be a Broncos fan.'

SLAM !!! LOL !!!

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I'm just glad the patriots* and 49ers didn't make it. rooting for seattle cause that's my dad's team
 
Q: What did the Broncos fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

Seahawks - 34
Ponies - 24
 
I didn't think the AFC was all that good this year. The two best teams faced each other in Seattle Jan 19. The 3rd best team was Carolina...they'd beat anybody in the AFC. The NFC's 4th was New Orleans and 5th was Arizona...one of those two vs the Broncos would be a really competetive game.

So my parlay is Seattle plus 2.5 points and Over 48. Wish me luck!

Now the disclaimer: I'm a 49er fan and I'd love to see Seattle humiliated, but it won't happen. I'm also a fan of Peyton Manning's and I'd like to see him get another ring. I don't like the Bronco's, though. My hope was that the 49ers would face the Broncos and repeat the 55-10 game from 24 years ago. Other than a missed PAT that was the most perfect football performance of all time. And, I'd love watching all of the shots of Elway again as that happens.
 
"I'm a 49er fan and I'd love to see Seattle humiliated, but it won't happen." - Mr. Bowl

Boo Hoo Hoo ! daaaamn straight it ain't gonna happen!

NO LIKE FOR YOU!

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After Broncos win there 3rd superbowl 41-31, the vegas money will be on them winning their 4th in Feb, 2015 at Phoenix.
 
Prediction:
PFM throws 5 TD passes to different receivers. Sherman will be the defender on all 5.
Denver wins by 7.
Gonna be a good one. Hot chili and cold beer (just like the weather).
 
Love the photos and banter, fun. Personally, I love the Hawks, I like the Broncs... who would I put my money on? The "SeaBronks"!
Ok, a bit of a cop-out, but seems like a toss-up game. How do the odds-makers pick Denver with slight margin? On the macro-view, seems Seattle would have the slight edge; though the just scraped by in nail-biter games for a number of their wins this season - Yet they do live in the tougher Conference.
Both are great cities and areas. Looking forward to a great game. GO HAWKS (win by 7)!
 
the winner of the superbowl comes down to one simple choice: bon jovi? or john denver? walk these streets or grandma's feather bed? both states recently flaunted federal law so the whole rocky mountain high thing is just a wash.

although if we get to the 'pot bowl' rationale, then i spent 3 years as a husky getting my degree at uw, but only 1 year stoned in denver. it seemed like 3 years though, so let's just call it even.

way to go nfl, that's a tough choice. if i was a betting man, and i am but have no money riding on this one, then i'd say manning picks those clowns apart hard like some brainiac maestro. but if i follow my heart then those young punks run over the old man like a raccoon in kentucky.

my son and i have a standing bet on any sporting event we watch: you have to pick before the start and he gets first dibs. the loser does dishes. we usually have a lot of dishes stacked at my place. he already decided. so i'm all about the seahawks this time. plus i've seen them play in the kingdome before they blew it up, but nobody has ever invited me to a bronco's game for free.
 
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