something you don't know

[burrocrat]

so we talk all the time here, but some of you i feel i hardly know. so here is something about me, it's personal. what is your secret?

 

[burrocrat]

i used to smoke, for 30 years (i just vape now as a crutch). and i used to work on boats, in all kinds of scrunch-your-nuts conditions. but i never was unable to light a smoke, ever. i'll call down lightning in a hurricane if that's what it takes, i will not be denied the flame, even if i have to chew the meat off your thighs and rub your bones together for heat. i can set fire to the rain. so don't vote me off the island. other than that i got nothin for ya, head back to camp.

 

[burrocrat]

what is your talent? every body has one. what can you do like no other? say it.

 

[burrocrat]

seriously? nobody else has a special talent or party trick they can do?

what about laying on the bar holding a jello shot between your knees, doing a tummy crunch, bouncing it out of the glass, off your chest, and down the hatch? i am pretty sure some here can do that and more.

c'mon man, speak up.

 

[Buster]

 

[jpcavin]

Come on Buster, surely you have a special talent or two. :cheesy:

 

[Buster]

Come on Buster, surely you have a special talent or two. :cheesy:

Nothing a gentleman would share on open forum...:scratchchin:

 

[userque]

Nothing a gentleman would share on open forum...:scratchchin:

Ok...we're listening...

 

[ravensfan]

I make beer disappear...:beerchug:

 

[burrocrat]

i can 'flip a bird' with my middle toe, on either side. but i only show it while laying in bed on my back with my feet sticking out the covers. be careful what you ask for...

i only discovered this out of boredom while waiting for her to 'rest up' a bit. although how she could rest laying her head on my chest with my heart thumping that hard is beyond me. strange things happen in the strangest of places. that's all i have to say about that.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Ok...I'll play but only cuz you made me feel guilty. I'm a very quiet person....seriously....unless I'm enjoying jello vodka shots, tequila shots and margaritas at the local karaoke bar with my buddies!! Then I get just a little lively!

Parlor Trick: I can bend a cigarette all the way from end to end without breaking it. (i don't smoke). But telling you the secret will cost you!! Yep..you guessed it...one bourbon, one scotch and one beer...or some other similar good combination! Then again... The "honor" of my company would cost you either way !! (Thats the "cocky" side of DBA talkin ta ya...jokingly...Lol...) Actually, one jello shot, one tequila and one margarita will do. :smile:

Also, aside from all appearances, while playing poker, trash talking, or talking politics (which drives me insane and can make my meanside comeout), .....I'm very sweet and kind!!! That is why my name is DreamboatAnnie!! So please try to be nice to me...just give me all your chips!!! Thats all I ask..very sweetly...kee..kee..kee..

 

[Buster]

i can 'flip a bird' with my middle toe, on either side. but i only show it while laying in bed on my back with my feet sticking out the covers. be careful what you ask for...

i only discovered this out of boredom while waiting for her to 'rest up' a bit. although how she could rest laying her head on my chest with my heart thumping that hard is beyond me. strange things happen in the strangest of places. that's all i have to say about that.

:bs2:..We're gonna need to see some pictures of that...the foot thing that is, not the BS about being in bed with a blow-up doll.

 

[burrocrat]

i only show it while laying in bed on my back with my feet sticking out the covers.

We're gonna need to see some pictures of that.

baaah, don't be sheepish.

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