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When I first went into the USAF my friends and I found a gallon of Red for $2.00 but we only bought it when it was close to PAYDAY! hic/headache/upchuck!:sick:
 
Horny woman Calls 911 and asks for sex

A Florida woman (whom will remain nameless for obvious reasons) called police and then came onto the responding officer, asking him for sex. She was arrested for abusing the 911 system when she called police with a bogus story, and when an officer arrived, she tried to have sex with him.
When officer Justin D. of the Police Department arrived at the house, She allegedly fondled him.
 
Buster said:
Horny woman Calls 911 and asks for sex

A Florida woman (whom will remain nameless for obvious reasons) called police and then came onto the responding officer, asking him for sex. She was arrested for abusing the 911 system when she called police with a bogus story, and when an officer arrived, she tried to have sex with him.
When officer Justin D. of the Police Department arrived at the house, She allegedly fondled him.
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Some guys just don't know when they got it good.
 
Ah the good old days....:rolleyes:

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A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery,
since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for
"medium," and $14,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged
him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man
called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor
cameback into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
 
jpcavin said:
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery,
since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for
"medium," and $14,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged
him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man
called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor
cameback into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
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What's so screwy about that? 😂😂
 
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