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if you are white and do that to your kid in a walmart anywhere within a mile of a trailer park, you get arrested for child abuse.

in the african american community, that is called parenting. where was dad?

I am sure if you change the race given the same situation (white kid throwing bricks at cops in a riot), that the white parent would also be applauded. By the way, I'm sure this was mom filling in for "dad".
 
divorce is always ugly and always sad, especially for the children. but thankfully, most folks won't have to go through one like this.

Dlisted | Rosie O’Donnell Spends All Day Drinking Wine And Smoking Weed, According To Her Future Ex-Wife

Michelle claims Rosie drinks a bottle of wine almost every night, regularly smokes weed and eats weed-filled foods

the difficulty, of course, in making allegations such as this means that basically you were aware of, and hence enabled, the improper behavior the whole time and are now just coming forward with the information when you stand to gain from it. but on the bright side, i think i figured out who fwm really is. i didn't know rosie worked for the government?
 
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102668548

i am facinated by the idea of a space toilet, i wonder if i could get one for here on earth?

apparently the number one and number two involve different techniques, which neither was demonstrated to my satisfaction in the accompanying video. does each astronaut get a special custom fit receptical for the number one, as my experiences in high school p.e. classes indicate that there can be much variation in, uhhh, personal fit. also, is there a different #1 receptical for the lady astronauts? i wonder about these things.

for the #2, i notice they have 3 different lids, i can hardly figure out one lid and whether to leave it up or down here terrestially, so i might not be the best at space station etiquette, fair warning. and they must have great sanitation protocols up there because that italian gal sure seems to not mind rubbing the rim of the seat like an assistant showing off a brand new car on the price is right. but basically you just deposit in a ziplock bag and i am good at that so maybe it all evens out in the end.

also they have a machine that recycles stuff so you can dring your own pee, kind of like a slushy machine at the quickmart except the only flavor is lemonade i presume.

fascinating.
 
The thing about this is I think Mr. Hawking is right!:eek:
"It would take off on its own, and re-design itself at an ever increasing rate," he said. "Humans, who are limited by slow biological evolution, couldn't compete, and would be superseded."
Zeitgesit 2015: Stephen Hawking warns computers will overtake humans within 100 years

The growing field of artificial intelligence is catching the eye of academics and technology leaders worldwide

By Sam Shead | May 12, 2015

Stephen Hawking today warned that computers will overtake humans in terms of intelligence at some point within the next century.
Speaking at the Zeitgeist 2015 conference in London, the internationally renowned cosmologist and Cambridge University professor, said: “Computers will overtake humans with AI at some within the next 100 years. When that happens, we need to make sure the computers have goals aligned with ours.”
Hawking, who signed an open letter alongside Elon Musk earlier this year warning AI development should not go on uncontrolled, added: “Our future is a race between the growing power of technology and the wisdom with which we use it.” [more]

Stephen Hawking warns computers will overtake humans within 100 years | Operating Systems | Techworld
 
[video]http://video.foxnews.com/v/4271412982001/baby-baffled-by-meeting-mothers-twin-sister/?intcmp=watchnow#sp=show-clips[/video]

cute video clip, but that baby is not 'baffled' by his mom's twin. i know that look. he's thinking the same thing any guy would think in that situation: "oh hell yeah! now there's four boobies!"
 
Cindy Brady actress on marijuana: 'I grew it' | Fox News

omg, check this out!

cindy and bobby were kissing and later grew pot. dad was gay, mom was a swinger horndog, jan and marcia cat fighted over boys, and who knows what greg and peter's problems where, but obviously they must have had some.

these were my friends! my after school latchkey kid babysitters through the ether! wtf? how disfunctional is that?

all this time it's been just a lie! they seemed like such a happy family.

i suppose next somebody will write a story about gilligan's island and say it was maryanne who was the slut and ginger goes to church every sunday. my world is falling apart.
 
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